Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"My imagination died alongside my happiness."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You know I don't like depressed dames. Is there anything I can do?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Suggest something within your power."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Uh...I could give any succubus or incubus of your choosing."

 

[Saltarius]

"...What will that succubus do."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Whatever you want her to do."

 

[Saltarius]

"That sounds non-consensual and creepy."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"It is!" I say with the brightest smile on my face.

 

[Saltarius]

I slowly step away from Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No sell, huh?" I ponder for a moment, "I can tell you the story of how I got the nickname 'Waffles'."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not to be rude but...I don't care."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That's a shame. It was interesting story that involved espionage, several levels of Hell, and several explosions. But, if you want, I can give a really genuine hug and a very sincere compliment."

 

[Saltarius]

"You have three seconds, any longer and I blow the whistle."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I hug Salt, "You are seriously the best friend anyone could have." I let go of her.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Fuck you..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, I'm just the ************ you love to hate."

 

[Saltarius]

"People need to stop making it hard for me to hate them..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Bah, fuck 'em all."

 

[Saltarius]

"They're all male..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Figuratively, ya fool."