Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh, right. Well then, the next planet we actually do stuff on."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're waiting for the real me to do some shit I guess."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Real-you should probably get shit done then."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Tell me about it, that guy's such a useless asshole."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not...planning anything..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hey! Leave her alone!" Current Universe-Waffles screams, approaching the scene.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not...hurting anyone female..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah! She's not hurting anyone [small]female[/small]!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh...so I am hurting someone..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[small]"You're making it hard for me defend you!"[/small] I whisper to Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sorry for being difficult..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Don't be a moeblob; be a man! ...In a metaphorical sense, I mean."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't have much to metaphorically be a man about..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You got me! Believe me who believes in you, or something like that."

 

[Saltarius]

"You've kicked me out of your house like, two times in the past week."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Diamond did, but, you're cool with me!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I somehow severely doubt that statement's sincerity."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Aw come on! Remember all those good times we had?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Not particularly, no."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...Well, can you pretend we had those times?"