Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,081 "I thought that was a little...self-evident..."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,083 Padddy is elsewhere. "It really is."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,084 "Then how would you suggest I use it?"
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,085 "For literally anything besides picking up chicks."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,086 "I'm sort of more interested in the latter."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,087 "You have a one-track mind, you know that, right?"
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,088 "And you suck dick for a living, what else is new?"
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,089 "The fact that you can't pick up chicks with inter-dimensional travel."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,090 "Totally could. Like, that one song from Aladdin, but alternate universes."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,091 "Sometimes, I think you say stupid things just to get a reaction out of me."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,092 "Sometimes, I think the stupid things you say sound much smarter to you."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,093 I put my hands on my hips and look at Salt with a playful smile, "Oh you!"
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,094 "Maybe you can afford to think outside the box and help your...your uh...what are we again?"
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,095 "Platonic friend of the opposite sex."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,096 "Platonic friend of the opposite sex. Help her."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,097 "Help you. Go on the hunt. For chicks. With multi-universal travel."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,099 "This sounds like the plot of a horrible C minus movie."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,100 "Every girl you've been with was a C-."
