Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Succubi are literally made for sex, so I don't know what you are talking about."

 

[Saltarius]

"Didn't know your dick was a succubi."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"My dick is literally made for sex? I can't tell if that's a compliment or you're trying to hit on me."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm implying you are a virgin and beat it instead of having sex."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You could've been more clear with your insults."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, if inter-dimensional travel isn't it, how do I get women?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Facial reconstruction surgery and a better personality."

 

[Saltarius]

"B-But..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Facial. Reconstruction. Surgery. And a better personality."

 

[Saltarius]

"B-But I like my face!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Women don't though."

 

[Saltarius]

"B-But I want women to like me!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Then facial reconstruction surgery."

 

[Paddy the Second]

A tulpa is stood behind Waffles. "Y'all are fuckin' dumb."

 

[Saltarius]

"B-But it's not women I want! Just one!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I punch Paddy without looking at him, "She dumped you, dude."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. Well."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"She's not gonna take you back, dude."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. Well."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You know that, right?"