Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,141 "...I'd like to say I could settle for an alternate Paddy, but..."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,143 "Paddy would notice the other one, they'd meet, they crash together, I'm fucked!"
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,146 "...How long have we been platonic friends of opposite sex?"
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,147 "WAFFLES, I AM NOT HAVING INTER-DIMENSIONAL SEX WITH YOU!"
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,149 "Then what the fuck are you talking about?"
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,150 "I was asking myself why I've stayed with you for this long."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,152 "I'm joking, you fool."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,154 "Do I have to give you a hug and compliment again?"
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,155 "You could offer actual responses to my ideas instead."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,156 "The Paddy one or trying to get back Diamond?"
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,157 "Given you already gave a response on the latter..."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,158 "Why Paddy? Just why?"
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Jul 27, 2013 #28,159 "Cause he's one of like, two people who I can imagine their female selves would be pleasing enough for me to find attractive."
"Cause he's one of like, two people who I can imagine their female selves would be pleasing enough for me to find attractive."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Jul 27, 2013 #28,160 "The other being?"