Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"FUCK YOU!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, it's Tribly."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt's reason for not fucking a female me is because they'd meet the real me, that doesn't really matter at the moment because the real me is vanished and I am in too much shock at reality to care."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That might explain why she let me take naked pictures of her..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Uh excuse me poisonous fanta is clearly the best sex toy there is. What else would you flood a bedroom with, teletubbies? pencil lead? squids?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How about nothing."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"..."
I extend my hand and press a finger against Trilbys face.
"Sssshhhhh shh shs shshhhh. No"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I cut off Sigma's hand and press it against his face.
"Yes."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The stump of my wrist begins to swell, ruined skin and bone stretching until it bursts. From the dark, bloody hole left behind, dozens of small, fleshy tendrils writhe towards Trilby. They twist and twine around each other, and as they get nearer, the pointed ends spiral open, to reveal a tiny man sitting in the lotus position. The men all look up towards trilby, and whisper
[i/]"no"[/i]
Then, slowly, they begin to melt, flesh dripping and sloughing until only a skeleton remains. Soon, even that is gone with the wind.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
...
"..."
...
"okay"

 

[Knife-28]

"Sigma, you're a scary bloke, you know that?" Knife says.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Knife the Understatement of the Fucking Year award.

 

[Knife-28]

"Cheers Trilby, I'll hang this on the mantelpiece with the others." Knife says, before crumpling it and tossing the award over his shoulder.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Knife the Biggest Dickhead of the Year award.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife takes it, moves it behind his back, then pulls it out and hands the award back to Trilby. "Congratulations."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I take the award and smack Knife across the head with it.

 

[Saltarius]

"YEAH WELL STILL FUCK YOU WAFFLES! AND YOU, TRILBY!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw the award at Salt's head.

 

[Saltarius]

"What!?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh, right. That's the 'Biggest Dickhead of the Year' award."