Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"It's a secret to everybody. And no, it isn't you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, you're blind. You could picture them as someone hotter."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"It's Tox, isn't it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No, Tox is an asshole. Okay, I'll give you a hint that won't narrow it down. It's someone in the Mall."

"I still see vague-outline shit Trilby, I can notice curve ratios. Sort of."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"RaN?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Ew."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I assume there are things that can alter that sort of thing, to some extent."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Tribly?"

 

[Saltarius]

"What part of 'A secret to everybody' don't you get?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If it were my female self, we'd know. Because, y'know... Staff of Genderswapping thing. Anyway, it's obviously Sigma."

 

[Saltarius]

"Would I welcome someone who would probably flood poisonous Fanta and porn of Serbian midgets into the bedroom, into my bedroom?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I think it's you Trib. Me thinks the lady doth protest too much."

 

[Saltarius]

"Me thinks the Waffles don't shut the fuck up enough."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Just sayin'."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"He'd probably do that regardless of who you're with."

 

[Saltarius]

"And I'm just saying if you say something that stupid again, I'm going to deck you."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Gettin' real defensive..."

 

[Saltarius]

"YEAH WELL THE BEST OFFENSE IS A GOOD DEFENSE!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt you realise the real me is off doing bullshit and I as a tulpa am too busy trying to come to terms with the horror of my sheer existence to care about whether you fuck an alternate me or not."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That makes no sense. To the both of you, I mean."