Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"...Yeah."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Then, stop trying."

 

[Saltarius]

"Let me just put this in perspective for you. Three women in the mall. I'm one of them, and I've dated the other two."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Jesus. You have really struck out."

 

[Saltarius]

"And it's the bottom of the ninth."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Have you ever considered using D4C to find more women?"

 

[Saltarius]

"That honestly sounds kind of creepy. To just...pluck women into an alien reality with the purpose of taking them as a romantic partner."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That's the entire plot of Doctor Who, Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't like shipping the Doc with anyone."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You and me both. But, in theory, you could have yourself another Diamond in another universe."

 

[Saltarius]

"But then I'm either inserting myself into a universe where I don't belong, or robbing her from her own life for my own purposes!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Again, Doctor who. But, this Diamond nor this Sister likes you, so what can you do?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Cry?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Or go into an alternate universe."

 

[Saltarius]

"But I just said I'm against the moral implications!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Succubi are always a viable option."

 

[Saltarius]

"I feel like I'm talking to a compass. The mathematical kind."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You don't have many options! I'm just stating them all!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I could wait for somebody else to figure out they're transsexual too."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"And, that'd take how long?"