Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I hand Geromy a steak, before making sure no one else is nearby.

"What do I need?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"She said-" Geromy scarfs down a large piece of steak, "The Korean thing freaked out her because it reminded her of some internet thing. You seemed sorta distant and never really shared about yourself. She also a little off-putted that Wacon liked you so much."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, neither the Korean or Wacon issue are bound to resurface. What do I do, go up to her door and spill a lot of personal info?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I'm a cat, not a advice column."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck you then, Gerry."

I walk up to Diamond's apartment, take a deep breath, and knock.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Kid! Wait up!" Geromy lags behind and falls at her feet.

Diamond opens the door, shocked, "Salt! You found Geromy for me!" She picks up her cat and hugs it, "Poor thing! The both of you! He's plum tuckered out and you're breathing heavy too!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I-I'm not breathing heavy!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Aw, you're trying to be humble about it. That's cute!" Diamond looks a little regretful, "I guess I flew the handle a little. Could you forgive me, seeing how you went out of your way that get my cat?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, always! Both uh, helping with the cat and forgiving you. And stuff."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Great! You can come in if you want."

 

[Saltarius]

I step inside, nervously sitting at the couch.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Why yes Paddy, it appears that Salt is trying to initiate a Homosexual relationship." Knife says, before taking off the pair of thick rimmed glasses he has on for some reason, and throwing them over his shoulder.

 

[Knife-28]

The glasses hit Tox on the head, they are closely followed by Knife's hand. "Hush."

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox, please shut the fuck up."

 

[Saltarius]

"IT'S A GODDAMN CAT, YOU FROZEN-FROG PIECE OF SHIT!"

 

[Saltarius]

I jump out the window, landing on Tox and pummeling him.

 

[Saltarius]

I sew Tox's mouth shut.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not the most Fucked Up! Sister is still around!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

A tulpa throws his laptop out of a window. "FUCK YOU EBAY!"