Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Nunna that Tai-wuh-neez bullshit! Ay need a perfect example of da American home ta inspire me!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I have an apartment where my family and my platonic friend of the opposite sex lives."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The only thing we're perfect examples of is goddamn psychopaths and dickheads. So, go find some other shopping centre space ship to haunt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Puhfect! Dey can help as well! Lead da way, Bosco!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

We arrive at the apartment, "Everyone!" I yell, "The president wants us to help him take over the world again."

The room is falls silent. Wacon leaves out, "I'm getting Ghost Sealing equipment before this gets out of hand."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not da world, dipshit! Stop messin' up mai plans, or I'm gonna sock you!"

"...Y'know, Diamond, Pacific Rim came out, maybe we should get out of the house."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Let's." Diamond and Salt leave out of the house.

Wacon drops his equipment in front of JFK, "Alright. We can do this the easy or hard way, 'Mr. President'."

 

[Saltarius]

"Ha! Jokes on you, mai Stand is way betta dan dat stupid turtle!"

"So..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Wacon places an ofuda [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ofuda] on JFK's head, destroying him.

"Well, that was fun." I say to myself.

 

[Saltarius]

JFK manifests on the back of Wacon's head, like the bad guy from that Jerry Wizard movie.

"Ey am etoinal!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Wacon sighs. "I hate these kinds of spirits. C'mon, Kasey. We're getting ice cream until this blows over." Kasey and Wacon leaves.

"Yes! We have the base to ourselves, Mr. President!"

 

[Saltarius]

"And to think, this underperformed against fucking Adam Sandler."

"Yes, Bosco! Now, tell me what yowa Stand does!"

 

[Knife-28]

I emerge from the Ghostbusters store carrying two proton packs, one of which I throw to Trilby.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Uh...I don't have a stand."

***

"This is terrible times we live in."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fine, Bawsco. You can be mai Nukey-saku."

---

"Man, the amount of 'America Rocks' in this movie is really making my scars throb."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I catch the proton pack and put it on.
"Let's go kill JFK."
...
"Again."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Don't diss the patriotism, Salt. That's terrorist talk."

***

"Whatever you say, Mr. President."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, I mean. Like. Okay, no. It's pretty fucking stupid. Forget I said anything."

---
"Okay, numba one. Keep dat Trilby shithead outta hea. Two. Acquire as much recreational marijuana as possible. Three, acquire one copy of Coolio's 'Gangsta's Paradies'."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I was joking, stupid."

***

"I one of the three can be easily done, if you know what I mean." I try to nudge the president, but phaze through him. "I have a copy of Gangsta's Paradise."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then do de odder two and get back here, pronto Bosco!"

---

"Point is, don't fight twenty Ruskies at once in a bar brawl in Siberia."