Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Just tellin' you I refuse to."

***

"Wouldn't have it any other way, Mr. President!" I run to Stone Wera National Bank, tommy gun in hand.

 

[Saltarius]

"Tis' what the Internet is for. Besides, numbers 2 through 66 are all pretty vanilla."

---

"Dis is a stickup, punks! Give Bosco da money!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I'll keep that in mind."

***

There's no one in the bank, because we have no need for money.

 

[Saltarius]

"Bosco! You lied ta me!"

JFK whaps Waffles on the back of the head, phasing through him.

---

"Anyways! Demon hunting."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sorry, boss."

***

"Coolio. Let's hit the town."

 

[Knife-28]

I pace up and down infront of the bank while Knife watches, confused.
"What are you doing?" He asks.
"Trying to think of a witty one liner to yell out when I kick in the door and blast ghost JFK."
"Why are you kicking down the door and blasting ghost JFK?"
"Because I'm bored."
"Fair enough."

I continue to pace, before claping my hands together.
"Got it, ok, I'm set."
"You going to tell me?"
"What? No that would ruin the surprise." I say, taking out my grenade launcher and holding it in the opposite hand to the proton pack. With a yell I kickdown the door to the bank, shooting Waffles in the face with a flashbang and firing the proton pack at JFK.

"Time to hit the road, Jack!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

A tulpa is behind the counter in the bank. "I'm sorry sirs but the only currency this bank deals in is the Triganic Pu. As you know Ningis are far too large to hold within a bank, so currently the only items in the vault are a 1982 World Series Baseball card with a dick drawn on in marker pen and a copy of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for Game Boy Color."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cut into the line.
"I'll take both of those items!"

 

[Saltarius]

JFK fades into the floor, stealthily re-materializing in the apartment.

"Bawsco! Where da hell are you?"

---

"So do they just...show up? Or do we look for them?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Right behind you, sir!" I say, carrying large stacks of money.

***

"We go to Hell."

 

[Saltarius]

"I've been told I'm gonna go there for a long time. Let's make this quick, I've got work in a few hours."

---

"Hide it!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I throw the money in my room.

***

"Glady." They both enter Hell.

 

[Saltarius]

"HEY! DEMONS! WE'RE HERE TO KICK YOUR ASSES!"

---

"Now we wait, Bosco!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"For what?"

***

Salt was then hit on the head, "Don't just yell, you fool!"

 

[Saltarius]

"They're gonna know anyways! Best we let them know now!"

---

"Uh..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You don't know, do you?"

***

"Tradition, Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"No..."

---

"You're lucky I'm not good at arguing..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm sorry sir unless the person who originally made the deposit has authorised that I cannot let you take them.
And I fucking know I didn't."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Damn right." Diamond shushes Salt and sneaks up behind a low-levelled demon.

***

"You can just take a death machine, you know that, right?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't want death! I want justace!"

---

"...Yeah...you go..."