Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Plus, my only real massacre was of plants. Not like Salt's."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Plants have feelings too. They're just like you. Except they're plants."
(Night everyone)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay then..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I haven't committed a planetary scale massacre either guys, c'mon."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Uh excuse Midnight City paddy you were all over the massacring"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, Simga, Paddy, up here." I say, holding my hand up to highfive.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You helped Salt on Gashog. Admittedly, not a planet. But if burning down a bunch of trees in a swamp counts, so does that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I honestly don't remember what I did there, and I'm sure I'd remember a planetary scale massacre.

...

Wouldn't I?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm pretty sure you guys tried to nuke the entire station."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."






"Lemme check."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"My point is," I say, slowly fileting an [strike/]orphan[/S] tomato as it screams and tries to crawl away,
"As far as total number of casualties inflicted go I am a shining example of humanity"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"In that case, fuck humanity."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Trilby you coulda been a contender! You coulda been [i/]some[/i]body!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"But that would be boring. I much prefer being a psychotic, drug-fueled space adventurer stuck in a shopping mall with you jackasses."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Oh honey I love it when you talk dirty to me"
I fall through clipping errors in the floor.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't... what."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The floor whispers
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I ignore the floor.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OBJECTION!

I can find no evidence of me being involved with Salt's actions on Gashog!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"