Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

She breaks the neck of demon. "Let's go!" She whispers.

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"You want to take over the world, right?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No! I wanna save da world!"

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"How much do we have to do before we're done?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

[small/]"Horrific anal trauma"[/small]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stare at Sigma.
"Sorry, what?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"What?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You just said something."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Uh what I didn't say anything"
I sip some smoothie.

[small/]"Meaty cockslap"[/small]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes you did."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pat Trilby's forehead.
"Are you feeling okay?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Are you sure?"
[img/]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23qluDT0z1qzhr3mo1_500.png[/img]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well have a smoothie anyway."
I hand Trilby a smoothie.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I inspect the smoothie.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"omG why is everyone suspicious of my gifts that thing with the cyanide and caustic acid was one time okay I didn't know it was a baby!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What about the orphans you cook? Or the people you blended? Or literally anything else you've done?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I clutch my chest, extremely insulted.
"Well," I gasp
"I'm currently the only member of the team to have not committed massacres on a planet-wide scale for a start. And what are you talking about? Orphans? Those were tomatoes. Locally grown and tended with love and care, raised from a seedling. To enjoy these succulent treats, subscribe at www.orgasmictomatoes.co.ga, or send us the the skin of your firstborn."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...He's got us there Tril."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife hasn't. And what was that about skin?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Okay apart from Knife and my point still stands. And 'skin' as in internal organs. Wait no"