Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey. Very small list of people allowed to touch me. You're not on it."

I break Tox's finger.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I drive up to Tox in an ambulance themed clown car.
-Kzzt-
"This is Dr Zombie, how can I be of assistance?"
-Kzzt-

 

[MinimanZombie]

-Kzzt-
"Sir, please step in the vehicle. We may need to take you to the local medical center. Feel free to bring your partner."
-Kzzt-
I point to Salt.

 

[MinimanZombie]

-Kzzt-
"So this isn't a domestic abuse case?"
-Kzzt-

 

[MinimanZombie]

-Kzzt-
-BEEP-
"SIR YOU ARE REQUIRED TO OBTAIN MEDICAL ASSISTANCE!"
-Kzzt-
I run Tox over.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn behind Salt.
"Pfff Sister just killed people. Bo-ring."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Maybe?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Tox in the leg.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Boredom."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is all fucking boring I'm gonna go play Ace Attorney."

 

[Saltarius]

"IF YOU HAD IT!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start drinking heavily.

 

[Saltarius]

The ghost of JFK emerges behind Trilby.

"Eym back! You can kill mai body, but neva da American speeret!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh for fuck's sake."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Mr. President!" I exclaim happily.

 

[Saltarius]

I look out the window.

"Oh fucking hell."

///

"Issat you, Bosco? Ay knew you wouldn't betray da Kennedy Adminsitrayshun!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No, sir, Mr. President! Never!"

 

[Saltarius]

"We need ta go back ta square one! Do you know uv a suita-bull headquartaws for the Administration, Bosco?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"There's always the Underground Mall Fight Laboratories where I mass produce Humvees."