Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

Sam G walks in the room.

"What's going on now?"

 

[Knife-28]

"You know Sam I really, truely have no idea what so ever." I say.

 

[RaNDM G]

"That seems to be the recurring theme."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This.
Is.
Fucking.
Insane.
Someone explain what the fuck is happening before I set Italian Spiderman loose on you all."

 

[Saltarius]

"We had a ceasefire with Sister, and we're apparently getting a new pilot. And the planet we're going to is named Imir or something."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Thank you Salt." DDDRRUUUUUUUUUGGGSSSSSSSS!!!!!

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, I think you've got a problem. Like a serious problem with drugs."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're in the mall, nothing is a problem. Apart from the murderous ghost, extra universal beings attempting to take over reality and the fact we're in an infinite mall flying through space."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, but you do remember when your smack problem got you carved up by Sister because you didn't obey the first rule of horror movies, right?"

 

[Wackymon]

"You know Sam I really, truely have no idea what so ever." I say.

Diane bolts awake, after falling asleep mid-conversation last night.
"Huh..."
She slowly gets up, and walks up to Salt, "Whats going on?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Apparently Salt is attempting to stage an intervention."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane loooks at Paddy, "Oh... kay."
Balloons seemingly come from nowhere as confetti rains on Paddy and Salt, "WHO WANTS A PARTY!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Aw fuck yeah!" I drop a shit ton of ecstasy and have a sweet rave party.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's more because he got killed over it than he getting killed from it, but if you want to call it that, then yes."

I lift Paddy upside down and shake every needle, brick, vial and other various drug shit out of him, then proceed to dump it into the toilet.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not cool man, how would you like it if I took away all your stuff?"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane looks at Salt, "Do you not want my party?..."

 

[Saltarius]

"No man, it's time to motherfucking party till the goddamn mall collapses."

I light a joint and rave like fuck. Elorshrit gets in too because who doesn't want a mechanical horse in their rave?

 

[Wackymon]

Diane joins the rave, things happen, everyone gets knocked out.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Several hours later we wake up. "So where's sister? Also when I climb out from under the floor?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Hell if I know. But it's safe to come out."

I begin mounting crossbows to the sides of Elorshrit.