Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Wackymon]

Diane responds to Paddy.
"Really? Huh..."
She walks off for a bit.

 

[Saltarius]

"Feudal armor. Ain't gonna do much."

I pry the hammer from her hands as I turn it on her and splatter her brains over the walls.

I ironically write 'Cupcakes' on the wall in her blood.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I walk into the boiler room and take some drugs.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane walks around the mall for a bit...
She then grabs a drawer, and fills it with dull knives.
She then begins to make gunpowder...

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy...dude I thought I got rid of all those?"

I fire a crossbow at the boiler, creating some steam escaping.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I use the steam to heat my crack pipe. "We're in the mall dude."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right."

I sit down next to Paddy and light a joint.

"So, what the fuck are we gonna do when we get to this Imir place? We gonna fight the system or go along with it?"

 

[Wackymon]

A drawr begins to roll into the steam room.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We save the universe and get back to earth. That's the plan. Also get down." I climb into a ventilation shaft.

 

[Wackymon]

The drawer explodes, sending knives diving into everyone, ripping the vents to shreds.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right...have you ever heard of something called Orion? My trippy ass death coma showed up again and that was one of the only two things in it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Orion is a constellation, didn't you ever read a book about space? He was a legenda..." I bleed out and fall from the vent.

I respawn and walk back to Salt. "He was a hunter in Greek mythology."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not stupid man, it's just one of those weird doomsday weapon scenarios like the evil assholes like 'Let's name it after some greek shit!' I mean, maybe it is. Fuck if I know."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I also know it's a song by These New Puritans. Or whatever their name is. Why do you expect me to know about doomsday weapons anyway?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No reason. *cough* because you'd probably make one *cough*"

"Okay changing topic, are you like an oracle or some shit too? Hvae you seen trippy shit in your dreams aside from the obvious?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If I stopped taking so many drugs I would see the future in my dreams. Which is why I take so many drugs. And for the record doomsday weapons aren't my style, I'm more of a one on one combat kinda supervillain."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Say, Paddy, are you sober now? I can wait."

Frying pan behind my back as I say this, prepared to knock out Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nice frying pan." I punch myself in the face until I'm unconscious.

 

[Saltarius]

I wait patiently at Paddy's side to hear from his trippy dream shit when he wakes up.

 

[Wackymon]

Another Drawer rolls in on two scateboards.