Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I make everything I create have a self-destruct switch activated by specific thought. Most people don't know I pack shit tons of C4 in their armor."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm asking just how you packed C4 into sheet metal." I punch a bear in the nose.

 

[Saltarius]

"Never question an engineer like my own's prowess to pack shit in places you don't expect it to fit into. Ew, not like that."

I slice one of the bear's in hand before tearing off it's robo-claw and fashioning it into a gauntlet. A claw gauntlet if you will.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're the master." I mutilate a few bears.

 

[Saltarius]

I get the sudden urge to become John Simm and shoot lightning out of my hands, but decide against it as I test out my new gauntlet. It slices through the armor like cold steel through warm flesh I mean a hot knife through butter.

Eventually, the bears have fallen, and I have claimed my prize.

Their scrap metal.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I sit down.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I wake back up confused...

"whats going on this time, wheres sister, wait are those bears?"

 

[Wackymon]

A giant George washington begins to atempt to cut Paddy to pieces.

Diane sits down in an engineering house, working on making more random things.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"was that george washington?"

I get to work on making polymerized steel

"what the hell did I miss?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No democratic leader can kill me! Especially not one who founded a country known for hypocrisy and bigotry!" I kill George Washington.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio "why are you people killing eacother again?"
I go around the mall collecting supplies for my power armour

 

[Wackymon]

Diane begins to drive around in a small little smartcar.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I see diane go by...

"Good Idea I should get one..."

I load all of my gear into a SUV, and keep looking for supplies in it

 

[Saltarius]

"You do that Paddy."

I rebuild Elorshrit, not only restoring him to his former glory but giving him badass red LED eyes.

I then add onto my armor, adding further spiked gauntlets and a new helmet,covering my face. I then electrify mysword and give it a few test swings.

I'm effectively the motherfucking Tengu Shredder.

"Mr President, I believe it's time to be impeached."

I carve up the body of Washington into little chunks, blood spattering over the Tengu suit.

"Like it?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I find a workshop and begin building my power armour

Plasteel (polymerized steel) carapace, Silk webbing, Efficiency wiring, Wireless Comm System, Radio, HUD, vibrosword sheath, pistol holster, ammo bandolier, etc.

I the sew parts of the trenchcoat on...

 

[Wackymon]

The smartcar blows up next to Salt, killing him.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Darling I love it. Oh you blew up. Man fuck this." I open my laptop and watch some anime.

 

[Saltarius]

"Please, you can't kill me that easily Diane."

I dodge out of the way and throw my katana through the window into Diane's eye. From the rubble of the car I retrieve my blade from her ashy corpse.

I bugger off to the food court to meditate, Elorshrit standing guard.

OOC: Goin out for a bit.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I put my armour on, get in my SUV and get more components to improve my Vibrosword...

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wake up. It would seem I fell asleep on the keyboard. I look over the monitors and logs and logs of chatter. "So, is my help required? At all?" I look around. Still no exit. It's a shame really, I haven't gotten to test out my new weapons properly.