Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Wackymon]

Diane bounces up to Paddy, "I have no idea!"
She then hugs him.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I can't believe I forgot about this." I pull out my crossbow modified to shoot flaming knives. "I missed you baby." I drop it in surprise as Diane hugs me. I hug her back, somewhat awkwardly.

 

[Saltarius]

"I suppose we're just supposed to fight once more for now. Since me and Paddy are on the same side, I apologize in advance for the graphic nature of what you're about to see Diane."

I turn Elorshrit's crossbows on her before finishing her off Highlander style, decapitation.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane dies.

And respawns.
"Well, you don't spend a million years in the World of the Internetz without learning how to fight."
She dives into a pottery shop.

 

[Saltarius]

"Interesting. Yet you don't make it in Guantanomo Bay without learning to make a shank from soap."

Elorshrit goes buck wild in the shop, smashing the pots and firing crossbows everywhich way. I spy Diane and drive the katana through her chest.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane dies... again.
And respawns in a kitchen shop.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt. I am a gentleman. And I honestly cannot believe even you would fucking do that. There is blood all over my suit. And chunks of Fluthlu. And brain matter. And some of Eric. But you went too far. Also there are crossbow bolts in my arms now. You dick." I leap up and run Salt through.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey Paddy, remember what's on my gloves? Gauntlets. That electrify."

I grab him and turn on the gauntlets as I die.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane gets to work.
She grabs a frying pan, and begins to work on Frying pan armor.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You never heard of conduction?" the energy is channeled through my body and into Salt's robot horse. Which overloads and breaks down. I step down and dust myself off. "Sorry about that."

 

[Saltarius]

"You never mess with a man and his horse Paddy. You also never send a maniac over the edge. You just did both."

I go after Paddy with fists alone, the two meeting repeatedly as small Brosplosions occur throughout the mall, both fists becoming golden gauntlets.

"How's your wisdom going to help when your brains are splattered all over the goddamn walls Paddy?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How can power help when you can't move?" I ram my hand through Salt and remove a chunk of his spine, paralysing him.

 

[Saltarius]

"F-fuck your m-magical bullshit..."

I attempt to grip my revolver, only ending up shooting myself in the leg.

"I'll bleed out eventually."

Captcha: Shoulder of Orion. There ia appears again...

 

[Wackymon]

Diane runs up to Salt and Paddy, and smash their heads in with frying pans.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not magic. Biology." I turn to Diane. "You'll get used to it. Oh yeah." I hand her one of the modded walkie talkies. *CRUNCH*

 

[Saltarius]

"Thank you for that. Now then."

I lift up a loose chunk of floor panel and smash Diane's head with it before taking the frying pans off her head and beating her with it.

"Oh Paddy, I didn't forget about you."


"North Star, *****."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Salt's fists bounce off my armour. That he built. I pimpslap him and his head explodes

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit dude, I forgot about that."

Paddy's Mom

Paddy's suit self-destructs.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane respawns, and pulls out a hammer. She ties a watch to the end.
She finds a fireproof suit, and puts it on. She then pourd gassoline on herself, and ran up to Salt as he Respawns.
"HAMMER TIME!"
She smashes Salt in the head, then runs up to Salt as he re-respawns, "I'M ON FIRE!"
She hugs him, setting him aflame.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I already did one like that Diane."