Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

I look over at Clade "sorry to disappoint but I'm not the type to go over there and "get some" but it seems we're continuing this fight one way or another so" I said standing up still with the cigar in my mouth "Bring It On" I said pulling off my coat

 

[MinimanZombie]

I catch the coat and put it back onto Woon.
"No, it's too cold for that."

 

[Captain Anon]

"fine if you say so" I said turning to Clade "Show Me Your Moves" I said take out a fighting stance

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You know, we should make people fight to the death and bet on it more often. Maybe it should be a rite of passage for all new guys."

 

[RaNDM G]

I slap RaN a bunch of times, then shove him away.

I refuse to be shoved away, and spaz dance with Trilby.

All that static electricity has to go somewhere, and Trilby is zapped.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Unfortunately for RaN, the electricity does not go into me, because RaN is already grounded.
I push him away again.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The term is earthed Trilby."

 

[RaNDM G]

I continue dancing.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"They're both correct, Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not in my book." The tulpa holds up a copy of Paddy's Pedantry.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Then your book is wrong."

 

[Paddy the Second]

The tulpa opens the book to the first page. "This book is irrefutably correct in all matters."

 

[Clade-170]

I charge at Anon with my blue bowling ball and launched a series of Attacks intended on dealing massive damage with the heavy ball.

 

[Captain Anon]

I par the attacks with ease and when Clade throws the last attack I dodge to my right, pulling out my 1873 colt revolver I shoot the bowling ball twice making it fall to bits, then putting my revolver back I quickly spins delivery a Roundhouse Kick to the left side of Clade's face, sending him flying

 

[Clade-170]

I hold my hand to the side of my face and spit out some blood, " Your dead" I get back up and crack my neck some, "Youv forced my hand.. I pull out a long lead pipe. I charge to Anon, and striked him aside his face and proceed to relentlessly beat him with it, "had enough"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"There's a lot of books that are 'irrefutably correct', Paddy."

 

[Captain Anon]

I grab the lead pipe as it's about to strike me once more and I look up at Clade "Never!" I said quickly standing and smashing the pipe into his face twice, as he drops the pipe I kick it away and I pick him up, putting his head under my arm I lift my leg and then kick it forward [and this is what happens next expect you know it's a male version]

 

[MinimanZombie]

I open up a border in the middle of the fight. I stare blankly at Woon and Clade.
"Papers please."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey, Zombie, I've got a lot riding on this fight!"
I check the conversion rate.
"Well, it's like £11, but still."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I swivel in my chair to face Trilby.
"Well, can I at least kill one of them, to make sure they're able to die?"