Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"You can kill the winner."

 

[Clade-170]

Holding my face in agony I mumble out the words, "Your tough, Ill give you that..." I say looking into his eyes. "but can you fare against a..." I quickly turned on to my back and pointed a tazer humming with electricity at Anon "A TAZER!!!" then firing the tips into Anons Torso causing him to flay wildly "Ha ha! *****".

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey, Paddy's fake book! Fill in the blank: Thus Spoke _________"

 

[Captain Anon]

I scream in pain and purposely fall on Clade, I grab his face leaning in closer "Ha Ha! *****!" he said while been tazed as the electricity passes though me and then in Clade, tazing him while he's tazes me

 

[RaNDM G]

The electricity fails to zap Clade, as he is "earthed".

"I blame Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Your leg was the shortest route to the ground. That's how electricity works, so don't blame me. Also, if Clade was grounded and Woon wasn't, Clade would be electrocuted."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Zarathustra ************! Don't test me on books!" The tulpa smacks Trilby in the face with his book.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What the fuck!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Can't turn back on your logic now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot RaN in the face.

 

[RaNDM G]

RaN respawns.

"I don't know what else you would expect."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw popcorn at RaN.

 

[Knife-28]

I throw popcorn at Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shove a handful of popcorn kernels down Knife's throat.

 

[Clade-170]

The electricity fails to zap Clade, as he is "earthed".

"I blame Trilby."

"Ha!!! it would seem as though it has no effect on me..." I laugh pushing him aside still holding down the trigger. "you will give in or so help me I will END YOU!!!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Clade, asking Anon to give up would be the same as asking Capcom to stop beating a dead horse."

 

[Clade-170]

"Clade, asking Anon to give up would be the same as asking Capcom to stop beating a dead horse."

"WHO THE FUCK SAID I WAS ASKING!!!?" I scream back to RaNDM in a surprisingly blood drunk tone, while still holding down the trigger and laughing.

 

[Captain Anon]

"ENOUGH!!" he shouts grabbing the wires while still being tazed and yank them out, I then proceed to football kick Clade in the face and then I step on his wrist probably breaking it as I bend down picking the taser and throwing it off to the side "so what's next we uses swords or guns?" he said catching his breath after being tased

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh come on, get some originality! How about...fighting to death with paper weights?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. Or maybe lamps."