Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Fight each other with bags full of coins."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sports equipment. Excluding things like baseball bats."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"How about they beat each other to death with balls. Footballs, Rugby balls, basketballs, golf balls..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Exactly. Or free weights."

 

[Knife-28]

I spit the popcorn kernals out in a machinegun like burst, hitting Trilby in the face. "Or you could do that." I say.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Or you could just, I dunno..."

I drop a chandelier on Anon, killing him dead.

"There. That'll give him a few minutes to think about what he's done."

 

[Captain Anon]

respawning I run up behind RaN with a Sledgehammer and use it to smash his head in

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hold out my leg and trip Woon up before he gets to RaN.

 

[Captain Anon]

"you know what, fuck it!" I said pulling my revolver I shoot Zombie and then RaN from killing me early fro no reason

 

[MinimanZombie]

I kick the revolver away before he can shoot us.
"Not original."

 

[Captain Anon]

"fine, what about this then!?" I said pulling out a Cheese Grater and grabbing his head, I proceed to Grate his face to death

 

[MinimanZombie]

Due to my many masks, the cheese grater fails to reach my face.
"Better, but it won't work. Try grating his face for a while."
I point to Clade.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, Woon. You're supposed to be fighting Clade. And I've got a lot of money riding on you winning."

 

[Captain Anon]

"it's not my fault RaN killed me and I tried to kill him back but then Zombie started on me, ah Damnit!!" I put my head in my hands

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't care. Go kill Clade."

 

[Clade-170]

I throw a golf ball at Trilby square in the face just for the sole reason I thought it would be funny, then while Anon was more less distracted I pick up another bowling ball and smash it over his head. Causing him to fall to the ground, while he was dazed from my sneak attack I grab his arm and dragged him along. When I see a wood chipper conveniently on display a devilish grin stretched across my face. I turn it on and force Anon head first into the contraption, blood and gore coming out the other end, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?..." I roar at the top of my lungs.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I rub my nose, then start chainsawing Clade's limbs off.

 

[Clade-170]

I respawn in a camping goods store, "OH HO HO, you done messed up TRILBY!!!...you done messed up" I grab a flare gun and a machete and tackle Trilby outside the store. I shoot a Flare into his mouth and just let him suffer a minute, Then I take the machete and ram it through his chest and slowly cut open his torso spilling his guts "Shhhh..." I pute my finger up to my lip, "Itle be over in a minute".

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punch Clade in the face when he tries to tackle me, then sidestep and kick his legs out from under him, causing him to fall to the ground.
"So, that's what it's gonna be?"
I draw my own flare gun and sword, then back off, keeping the gun trained on Clade.
"Let's at least make it a spectacle for the others."

 

[Clade-170]

I throw another golf ball at Trilby's face, while he was temporarily distracted I quickly kick his legs out from under him causing him to fall down. Then Quickly disarm him and point his own gun at his head and pull the trigger.