Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish blending and pour a glass of possibly Miracle Mix.
"Hey, Knife! Come drink this shit!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Drink it yourself you lazy ass!" I yell back.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine."
I down the entire glass of smoothie.
"Shit, brain freeze."

 

[RaNDM G]

hEy wHaTs hApPeNiN

[sub]"Fucking great."[/sub]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk off and give some of the smoothie to the dragon corpse.
"This should work, right?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Did we fix our bullshit problem yet?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Which one?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We have more than one? Oh christ."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, there's the dead dragon we need to put a soul in, the fact that we can't find the door we spent ages trying to steal, real-you being off somewhere crying or something and probably a bunch more stuff I can't remember."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The door and real me being missing aren't bullshit problems because they involve me and not some stupid dragon."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I guess... But, they're still problems."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But they're real problems, not bullshit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You being lost is kind of bullshit. You know where you are, and where we are."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We need to rescue me, and the door."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn next to Trilby.
"Are we still hunting for the flipping dragon skull"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I yawn, and keep yawning. Soon there is only the void. Then, nothing.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We have the dragon soul. We just need to fix the dragon's rotted carcass so we can put it back in. So, you got any of that Miracle Mix stuff?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

The void shudders and twitches, then spits out a small felt doll of me. It turns slowly to look at Trilby, then hands him some Miracle Mix.
[i/]"This Contract is Sealed"[/i]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Thanks... tiny, felt Sigma..."
I give some of the Miracle Mix to the dragon corpse.

 

[Sigma Castell]

It does exactly what it says on the tin.
(night guys)