Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

The dragon is healed because miracles. I stuff the soul inside it.
"Okay, that's that done let's go find the door or Paddy or somewhere we can get takeaway or something."

 

[RaNDM G]

[b][color=indigo]cool[/color][/b]

"So, uh, now what?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Woo! Dragon buddy #3! Great to have you back."
I then proceed to proudly exclaim my joy by stuffing the dragon back into my inventory.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drink some more of my smoothie.
"I dunno, we go find Paddy?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Second."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay. Now, step one."
I phone Paddy again.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hello?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Nyar."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I clamp a hand over RaN's mouth.
"RaN, please, I'm on the phone."

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]*nyaaaar*[/small]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"RaN, you're being very rude."
I hold RaN's mouth open and pour my miracle smoothie into it.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Where are you guys?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're still in the Mall. We went looking for you, but we got into a fight with the Lorax, and then we had to come back to kill some prostitutes. Where are you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm in a dungeon. They didn't take too happily to the fact I ran off and are now trying to persuade me back to their side with red hot pokers."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... who are?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The people whose planet this is. Duh. Who else would have a fucking castle then lock me in it's dungeon?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I dunno. Those dick warlocks? Anyway, why don't you just agree to join their side?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm trying to explain that I ran off because I saw you guys and was planning to come back but they can't hear me over the wailing. Also they tried to cut out my tongue."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Put them on the phone."