Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't want their gross torture sweat in my gasmask. I'll put you on speaker. Is my tulpa there?"
Trilby hears a small click, and then the noise of a prison cell, clanking chains, moaning, etc.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Probably. There's pretty much always a tulpa around."
I clear my throat.
"Hello, Mr Torturer Guy?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

There is just clanking and sobbing. My voice is audible behind it. I turn speaker off. "Well he's not here right now, I'm waiting for my next torture session. Come rescue me soon please."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay. How do we get to wherever you are from here?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Um. The emergency flare would be too dangerous. I'll activate the tracking device built into the walkie-talkies."
I do so.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I meant give us some directions, but that works too."
I head back to the MallMobile.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What better directions than a Geiger counter style noise that gets louder and louder as you approach? It plays dubstep. Oh shit Salt!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Meh. Nobody else seems to be around. I'll just come on my own."
I get in the MallMobile and drive towards the castle.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well that's romantic."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... sure."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Jokes Tril, gotta lighten the mood in this subterranean torture cave."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah... anyway, any idea when the torturer will be back?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I approach Tox frolicking and decide not to stop.
"Where the fuck is this damn castle thing?"

 

[RaNDM G]

There are no gas stops on this planet, numbnuts.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue driving towards the castle.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You just missed him you turd. It's gonna be at least a couple days now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, that's good."
I keep driving.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"i'm debating launching the distress flair, but that would level the castle, and I would like to get my title out of this."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't bother. Just wait for me to get there."
I continue to drive around.
"Whenever that fucking happens! Seriously, how far is this castle?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"lots of lovely jewelry shove it up lovely chocolate starfish lovely lovely lovely jingle jangle jewelry"