Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn next to Zombie.
"Fucking hell."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"It is like Hell isn't it? Lots of fire and brimstone. Or just regular stone."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punch Zombie in the face.
"Let's just leave this shitty-ass planet."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What about Paddy's title?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm pretty sure we buggered that."

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn. "Aww come on, you guy's didn't wait for me before blowing up the culturally ambiguous temple?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It was sort of a spur of the moment thing."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hold a lighter below Knife's chin.

 

[Knife-28]

I push Zombie's hand and the lighter away. "Could you not?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk off to find whoever owns the castle.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fuckign hell."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You said it, Paddy."
I continue my search.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I watch the finale of Breaking Bad while I wait.

"Who would have thought it was the butler all along."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I take out a megaphone and say into it, "Could the owner of the culturally ambiguous temple please come to the dungeons. Again; could the owner of the culturally ambiguous temple please come to the dungeons."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab the megaphone and throw it into the burning rubble.
"There are no dungeons Tril! There ain't a castle! It's all gone! We blew it up! Blew it all to Hell!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're standing in the dungeons, under the castle. You just blew up the culturally ambiguous temple."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Guys. Rescue? Maybe?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm working on it."
I start punching holes in walls until I see Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Took you long enough!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sorry, there was some bullshit with a culturally ambiguous temple, and something about a marriage..."