Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I pack up me and Paddy's one-dimensional chess game and walk backwards through texturing errors.

 

[RaNDM G]

Spoiler: flashing lights warning

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You cannot walk backwards through the texturing errors. The texturing errors already encompass the surrounding landscape.

You cannot shake the feeling something has gone horribly wrong.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah yeah basic shit. Now are you gonna unchain me or what?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I pour gasoline over the chains.
"We'll have you out in no time."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I unchain Paddy.
"Zombie, you stay out of this."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Thank you Tril. Now let's get my title."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay... how, exactly?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't know. Let's just find the big hall and try to kill as few people as..." I pause for a second.
"You know what why don't you just take the rest of the guys out into the car for a minute."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... the car is currently inside what remains of the culturally ambiguous temple."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I sigh and put my hand against my forehead. "Just sit in it ok? I have shit to do."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Even if it were in one piece, we can't get to it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Go sit on top of where it was."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine."
I start climbing back out of the castle.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I return to the castle and search it for its owners. "Um, hello? I decided to accept your title!" I amplify my voice through the building.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sit down outside and continue drinking my smoothie.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Who the fuck even needs a castle this big?" I mutter under my breath.

 

[RaNDM G]

I return to the castle and search it for its owners. "Um, hello? I decided to accept your title!" I amplify my voice through the building.

"Who the fuck even needs a castle this big?" I mutter under my breath.

Your voice echoes in the long hall, for everyone inside to hear.

The Castellan steps into the hall from a side entrance, his robe gliding behind him as he hurriedly steps down the hall.

"Well, it's about bloody time! The kingdom has been in shambles since your departure!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Mate I've been locked in your sodding dungeons this entire time being tortured, you're lucky I came out. Now let's hurry this up so I can save the kingdom again."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Dungeons? I don't keep dungeons."

The Castellan gestures you to follow him.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Then what have I been locked in the past several months?" I ask as I follow.