Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

RaNDM G · Oct 4, 2013

"I wouldn't know. Citizens are likely fall in holes in the ground and only return to the surface days or weeks later. Those are only natural formations however. Nothing out of the ordinary, unless you came across some kind of culturally ambiguous temple or some such nonsense."

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He leads you outside on the balcony. You take in a view of the horizon, corrupted by pixel tessellation and texture errors.

"It happened yesterday. Do you know what could have caused this?"

Paddy the Second · Oct 4, 2013

"I didn't see a culturally ambiguous temple but my friends mentioned blowing one up. And these glitches look familiar. If this is anything like Space Funeral then one superpowerful being has gone to the most significant geographical location on this planet and hijacked reality."

ShindoL Shill · Oct 4, 2013

I fire my gun into the air to try and stop or drown out the music, which has ruined my relaxation.

Sigma Castell · Oct 4, 2013

I look around as the artifacts and glitches consume my image. My blender lies at my feet, spewing corrupted pixels and errors out in a monstrous howling torrent.

There was no time.

There was no screaming.

[i/]"So apparently blending myself and a one-dimensional cuboid does bad things"[/i] I think, right before

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Thank you for playing Mall Fight RP, have a nice day

Like a television switching off, I disappear in a white blip, leaving only a high-pitched ringing in peoples ears. In my place, an battered laptop clatters to the floor, alongside the smoldering blender.

MinimanZombie · Oct 4, 2013

I throw down the wireless controller.
"Fucking bullshit. I was gonna get the high score!"

ShindoL Shill · Oct 4, 2013

"Um."
I pick up the laptop.

MinimanZombie · Oct 4, 2013

I throw the controller at the laptop.
"FUCK YOU COMPUTER!"

ShindoL Shill · Oct 4, 2013

I catch the controller and crush it, then look down at the laptop.
"Okay... I think I've got this."
I start typing.

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I hit enter.
"Okay, based on my computer knowledge, that should do... something."

Sigma Castell · Oct 4, 2013

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ENTER TEXT:_____________

ShindoL Shill · Oct 4, 2013

I stare at Tox.
"'Dicks'. Really? Sigma's very existence may hang in the balance, and you go with 'dicks'?"

ShindoL Shill · Oct 4, 2013

"Create a bunch of huge penises. Or summon a large number of detectives."

Sigma Castell · Oct 4, 2013

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HELP: Welcome to the Advanced Interaction Multi-spatial Entertainment Suit. Unfortunately, [i/]Mall Fight RP[/i] is unavailable right now, due to [DATA CORRUPTED}. However, you can still access the options menu, as well as our 24-live help desk. Remember, Castellcorp is here for your well-being and entertainment.

ShindoL Shill · Oct 4, 2013

"Should we be worried that something related to Sigma is for our 'well-being'?"

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Options

Paddy the Second · Oct 4, 2013

A tulpa is standing next to Tox observing this. "This has terrifying implications."

Sigma Castell · Oct 4, 2013

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OPTIONS: 
Settings
               Save Files
               Player Files
               Cheat Codes
               Credits
               Subscription
               Live Help Desk

Sigma Castell · Oct 4, 2013

(brb gonna have a shower)

ShindoL Shill · Oct 4, 2013

"Yup."

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"I see nothing that can go wrong by doing this."

MinimanZombie · Oct 4, 2013

"That should at least make everything easier."

Sigma Castell · Oct 4, 2013

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CHEAT CODES
Infinite Ammo (locked)
Infinite life (locked)
Auto-aim (locked)
Mega-blender (locked)
Disguises (unlocked)
Orange (unlocked)
Blue (unlocked)
Puppet mode (unlocked)
Interdimensional Travel (Locked, cooldown: 40 minutes)
Creativity (unlocked)
Rot (unlocked)
Creation Mode (locked)
God Tier (locked, pending Quest completion 100%)
Britain (locked)
Thread (locked)
Mark 5 (unlocked)

(okay for reals now gonna have a shower)

ShindoL Shill · Oct 4, 2013

"Blue sounds better. But I swear to every possible god, if any of you even so much as consider Puppet mode, I will break your dicks."

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