Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, because alcohol are good when ye bloose your lod. I mean lose your blood." I say sardonically.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan grabs the seemingly unconscius Silver and puts him in the backseat...

They drive off to the lobby in the SUV

 

[Wackymon]

Trilby is hit by a giant crate.
Inside is medical supplies fifty years outdated, and canisters of blood.

The RV is thrown out, and crashes into salt, since they are not allowed in the mall, since it is under maintenance.

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude. You just killed Dirk. He was...he was my only true friend.[small] You bastards...you killed my best fucking friend...[/small]"

I cradle the mangled body of Dirk in my arms, sobbing uncontrollably.

The RV swerves out of the way, understanding my grief.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And you could at least give me some whisky..." I mutter.
Then I look at Salt. "Who killed Dirk, who's Dirk and why are you hugging a box?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dirk was the only one who truly understood me. And now...now he's dead. All because of Paddy."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan "fucking corn..."
X "we WILL FUCKING CRACK THE WALL IF YOU DONT LET US IN!"
Ryan drags Silver out of the crash and towards a door

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pat Salt on the head. "It's okay. When we get back into the mall, I'll find you a new... Dirk. Maybe his brother, Kirk..." I say in fluent Crazy Bastard. Or as most people call it, Scots.

 

[Wackymon]

"Trilby, can you keep Ryan from shattering the fourth wall and destroying the universe. Again."

A box of whiskey lands next to Trilby. On top of it is a fuse, with a note.
Put out the fuse fast, or you die.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan opens the door and drags Silver through, they come out of a bar in the mall

X begins to walk over to the wall of the mall

 

[Saltarius]

"T-Thanks Trilby."

I whisper to the crumpled carboard box in my arms.

"It'll all be fine. We're gonna *sniff* We're gonna get you a new body ok? You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I piss on the fuse to put it out, then take out two bottles of whisky. I open one and take a drink. "Salt!" I say loudly, to get his attention.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X begins to touch the wall

Ryan drags silver into a bookstore

 

[Saltarius]

"Dirk always did love...a good drink."

I take one of the bottles and pour it on the box.

"He says it...tastes like home. I can't...I'm sorry man. We've come so far Dirk. You've come so far."

 

[Wackymon]

Both Ryan, silver, and X are kicked out of the mall by giant Omnipotent cats and dogs, who are currently fixing the mall up.
They kick them out, "WE ARE WORKING! DO NOT INTERRUPT!"
They fix up any cracks that that asshole X made.
"God, she's annoying..."
"I know..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I snatch the bottle back. "No booze for you. No. I was actually going to glass you."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks into the wall of the mall and dissapears

Ryan rifts back in

Ryan props silver against a wall and begins to read the colour from outer space

 

[Wackymon]

The omnipotent Cats locate X, and drag her out of the mall.
"GET THE HELL OUT, WE'RE TRYING TO FIX THE MALL FOR YOU, GOD DAMN IT!"

Ryan is not in the mall at the moment.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X isn't in the mall... yet
Ryan walks into a door again and dissapears

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at the loud person. "DUDE CAN'T YOU JUST USE THE RESPAWN MATRIX LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?"