Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Wow. Dude, glassing is the most asshole move you can do, especially when someone's in mourning."

I take Dirk and walk over to the video store and play that fucking 'Mm Whatcha Say' song everybody uses.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Trilby: Good to see you back. You missed a lot, bro.

 

[Saltarius]

"Xot! You came back, can we, can we bring Dirk back, like you?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Salt the bottle and then kick in the speakers.

@RaN: I know. That's sort of why I didn't come back. Too much plot happened.

 

[Wackymon]

The cats enter the mall again, content that neither X nor Ryan might enter.
If they do, they will be banned.

"They're fixing up the mall. They're trying to keep Ryan and his cronies out, before they fuck up more shit. Also, Trilby, make sure that Ryan dosn't break the fourth wall too much, he destroyed the universe once."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks out of a wall beside Corn "What's up Doc?" and then chews on a carrot

 

[Wackymon]

Three omniponent cats drag X out of the mall, and throw him at Trilby.
"TRILBY, KEEP THIS GUY IN CHECK!"

OoC: @Salt, should I let him in the mall.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I decide to shirk my responsibilities, because shirk is fun to say.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X yells at the speaker "did you consider actually checking to see if any damage was done?"
"I will crack it if you keep this shit up, though"

OOC: shirk is fun to say

 

[Wackymon]

"We might give you plenty of hot chicks to... 'play' with."
The cats look at X, looming over her like the empire state looms over regular people.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Ignore. Wrong Thread.

 

[Wackymon]

And thus, Trilby stumbles.
Now we wait for me...

 

[Saltarius]

"Pfft, we've got plenty of women like...shit. All there is is Sister and she's weirded out by normal activities all of us do. Well, normal by Mall standards."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Diane too, somewhere."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah but she's...Diane."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X pushes her tits together at trilby

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stare at X's tits.
"Ten out of ten."

 

[RaNDM G]

This is Trilby's face.

Don't deny it Trilby.

 

[Wackymon]

The Giant green omnipotent cats facepalm.
Everyone see's a Giant green cat facepalm.

 

[Saltarius]

"But that's Ryan. As a girl. Do the math."