Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

X "and..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think everyone in the mall should ignore basic human sexuality."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Paddy. "That's basically what I always do."

 

[Saltarius]

"We can't. It's a good thing the only things with X-chromosomes here are either dead or axe crazy."

 

[Wackymon]

[OoC: @Saltarius, should I allow Ryan and X into the mall?]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Salt. "You do realise that means every human being, right?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X "Hello... Figured out why I'm X yet?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Everyone has at least one x chromosome Salt. Girls have two."

 

[Saltarius]

"Two X-chromosomes. Fuck."

I walk into the porn shop and come back with some back issues of Playboy.

"Make the best of what you've got they said..."

 

[RaNDM G]

[@Saltarius, should I allow Ryan and X into the mall?]

The Mall is off limits. You have an even bigger infinitely expanding space port to explore. It's good to travel outside of your comfort zone.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Some guys have two X chromosomes, as well as a Y." I point out.

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys. There's an empty child out there, I killed a prosecutor and countless gangsters, and I am pretty sure I left the oven on. We can't stay here."

 

[Wackymon]

The cats continue to facepalm at Ryan's bad pun, and get back to protecting the mall from Ryan and X.

Diane bounces up to the group, semmingly drunk.
"Hey!~"
She hugs Trilby.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan begins to set up a Davy Crocket Recoilless rifle on a nearby roof

he yells "I suggest you move!"

X "you finally get it..." she begins to run away from the mall towards Ryan

Ryan yells "Diane get over here!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OK well on the whole. Fuck. Fuck it." I walk into a back alley to shoot some smack.

((See ya tomorrow guys.))

 

[Saltarius]

"Whatever."

I whip out some space coke from the Felt and do a line.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane looks at Ryan.
"Nah."
She continues to hug Trilby.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan yells "then I suggest you at least clear away from the mall... I was gonna offer you the oppurtunity to nuke something... but if you don't want it"

X appears on the roof with Ryan

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com sighs, and waits for whatever bullshit Ryan will pull from his ass...
God, that sounded wrong.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan and X begin to load the Davy Crocket