Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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OOC: Okay Ryan, we went over this with Wacky. You can't just have two PCs. Doc Com was put on the backburner in favor of Diane. You need to make a similar choice, although X is probably going to be written out at this rate.

"My college roommate is ina giant ass mecha and he happens to rule the world. I'm open for anything. Except for castrating me. That's a big no-no. Vasectomies too."
 

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OOC: cosidering Ryan Three is passed out in a bathroom after cutting his eyes out and being burned by Cthulhu after being tricked by Dagon into doing shit, I think Ryan Three is becoming the NPC at this rate...
 

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OOC: Okay, but you need to cut it with the regeneration shit with X if she's becoming your PC now. Like the rules on Page 1 now say, your only human.
 

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"Well. Let me explain to you an idea that Rave- I came up with. It involves using up a lot of Paddy's drug supplies, and Salt, you're going to need to combine all of them and turn them into a bomb. I can distract Mr Iron Pansy. Then, we strap the bomb to him, it blows up, and if he lives, he'll go on a very, VERY bad...trip."
 

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Saltarius said:
OOC: Okay, but you need to cut it with the regeneration shit with X if she's becoming your PC now. Like the rules on Page 1 now say, your only human.
OOC: I edited post 4928... not sure if you noticed but I said it was the last time
 

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"This plan is completely stupid and is utterly impossible, which in Mall terms means it's perfect."

I gather up all the smack, cocaine bricks, pot leaves and all other drugs around me to create a small plastic bag of the trippiest shit possible. I then encase in it a basic C4 casing and hand off the detonator and some sticky bombs to Zombie.

"Get that fucker back for that frat house party in 89'."
 

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"Well...It may just require that. I mean, we're going to need a LOT of drugs. In case you don't understand, you won't have any drugs left. You'll be rendered sober. Anyway, I'll try to weaken him. If I can, I'll blow him up. We'll know plan CRACK-A-LACKA was a success later. See you two." I jump out the van, and start climbing the buildings. With the bomb attached to me, and Raven in hand, I search for Iron-Man.
 

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"Let me just ask him one question before we execute plan 'Fuck-Iron-Man-Up-Alpha."

"Who's the mother?"

"Pepper. That's kind of the other reason why I was going to kill you."

"Huh. Well, with that accomplished..."

I slam the pedal and go off a ramp, me and Paddy barely in our seats as we practically soar from rooftop to rooftop.

"Zombie, you better know what the hell you're doing..."
 

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"Oh don't worry I do-" I notice a hot dog stand. So tempting...
Stay on track. Oh right. I leap over the roof tops and locate Iron man. "Yo, you tin can of a fucker!" I start laughing. He looks at me funnily. "Come on, sword to steel! Lets do this!" I climb up a water tower so we're closer.
 

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"Just get in the back Paddy, you'll see."

"Little ***** always did like to use his friends to fight his battles. Get over here you little shit."

He reaches a massive arm for the water tower, but is interrupted by the van crashing into his back.

"G-TEAM REPRESENT MOTHER FUCKERS!" I yell as he crashes to the ground.

"Zombie! Get him while he's down! I'll start cutting off his armor!"
 

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X dies of blood loss on the weathervane as Ryan is dragged off from the restroom in a straight jacket to god knows where...
 

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"Alright!" I laugh hysterically while leaping onto his back. His suit powers up, and he throws the van off the roof. He then flies up, with me still hanging on. "We've fucked up!" I stab him in the back with Raven. I then continue to slash at him, and eventually drive him into the ground far below. I start trying to attach the bomb while he's dazed. "Require assistance here!" I stick the bomb inside of his armor, onto his back. He tries to shake me off, leading me to shout what I just did.
 

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"It's C4! You remotely detonate it!"

I carve off a fair amount of the armor across his back, clinging onto his body like it's Shadow of The Goddamn Colossus.

I raise my katana and strike at the exposed flesh like Wander before me.

"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"

I leap off and run to the scrapped van.

"Hit the switch damn it!"