Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I point my finger at Stark and whisper "Bang." Moving my hand as if it's a firing gun. A bolt of lightning shoots out and detonates the bomb.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I get confused.
"Last time I ever take a nap..." I mutter, shaking my head

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Woah! I can't hold on!" I nod to the others. We all let go. He flies up, unaware of the bomb. He's about to say something, but-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Oh shit. I must have hit the button when I pretended to fall off. He explodes too close. "Crap, get away! Now!" The gas begins to spread towards us.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X spawns beside Trilby and begins to covulse

 

[Paddy the Second]

I don my gas mask. "I gave one to everybody."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I watch X convulse.
I JUST1C3 her to death and walk off.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X falls out of the sky above trilby

 

[ShindoL Shill]

X gets impaled on my spikes.
I toss her holey corpse aside and keep walking.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X falls out of the sky and into the gas cloud

 

[ShindoL Shill]

OOC: This gas cloud... how flammable is it?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: Pure drugs...

 

[MinimanZombie]

"My gas mask appears to have disappeared." I hop into the drivers seat of the van. "Get in!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X hits the ground feet first and breaks her legs... she begins to trip the fuck out

 

[Paddy the Second]

I hand Zombie my gas mask.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stab myself in the head and respawn in the back of the van.
"Hello."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X rolls around on the ground

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh hey Trilby." I drive off, with everyone, except X of course, in the van. We head back to my mansion. "Who wants drinks?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

Stark begins flailing madly. "Looks like it worked."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey Tril. Good to see you bac-oh shit!"

I swerve as bits of the Stark legacy begin to fall from the sky, all...gooey and stuff.

"So apparently, I banged Pepper and he got pissed when he figured out the kid wasn't his. You could argue it's my fault but it's future me, so I had nothing to do with it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Such infallible logic."