Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Sigma Castell

Sigma Castell

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I kick whoevers currently playing out of t=werever we are and put on mah singing' shades.
"Cough cough"
I grab the microphone.
"Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It's Redfoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow

Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it

Yeah
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)

Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body
I work out

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it

I'm sexy and I know it...

Check it out
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle man
I do the wiggle man
Yeah
I'm sexy and I know it

Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out

Yeah I'm sexy and I know it"
 
MinimanZombie

MinimanZombie

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I punch Sigma so hard, he flies out the window. Luckily it was opened. "DON'T BRING THAT SHIT TO MY FUCKING MANSION!" I resume the party by playing a crazy wild track, which sounds whatever you want it to sound like.
 
Saltarius

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I proceed to bolt upright, get an industrial flashlight and a revolver and begin to fire wildly about, swinging the flashlight erratically.

"CHIILLLDREEN OF THE ELDAAAA GOOODDDDDD"
 
Sigma Castell

Sigma Castell

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I stare at the lyrics sheet.
"Uh..okay..."
"Deep in the ocean of darkness
In the mirror of light
Balance becomes a stranger
And in your fantasies he writes a storm on your peace

Beyond the shadow you settle for
There is a miracle, doom belated

Deep in the ocean of darkness
In the mirror of light
Balance becomes a stranger
And in your fantasies he writes a storm on your peace
Wake up and smell the danger

Ever the light cuts the shadow
Ever the night springs from the light

In the end
It?s never just the light you need
When balance slays the demon
You?ll find peace

In the end
It?s never just the dark you seek
When balance slays the demon
You?ll find peace

Find your peace! Oh YEAHHH!

Beyond the lake he called home
Lies a deeper, darker ocean green

Like an evil twin
Feel it scratchin? within
Like an insane sudden rangin?
And his beautiful face with his leathery lace
So can?t you see the play he?s staging?

Ever the light cuts the shadow
Ever the night springs from the light

In the end
It?s never just the light you need
When balance slays the demon
You?ll find peace

In the end
It?s never just the dark you seek
When balance slays the demon
You?ll find peace

Find your peace! OH! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! AH!

In the end
It?s never just the light you need
When balance slays the demon
You?ll find peace

In the end
It?s never just the dark you seek
When balance slays the demon
You?l find peace

Find your peace! OH YEAH!

Screaming, new darkness
Descend on this frail frame
I drown in fathomless black space
Will I never scratch the depths of this domain?
I see not, yet nothing could be worse
Than the shades my mind calls herein
Alone, in my own wake
The unraveling
Of reasons schemed

OH YEAH! AHAHAHAHA!"
 
RaNDM G

RaNDM G

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Elsewhere on Gashog 2, Xot and his employer wait in a bar. The pilot has now been three hours late, but with good pilots in high demand, the two are forced to wait.

Xot kicks his feet up on the table.



"Can you please not do that?"

"We're going to be stuck here for a while. Might as well get comfortable."

Xot's PDA continues to beep as property damage and criminal fines soar. He changes the annoying tone to something a little more...

Jazzy.

 
MinimanZombie

MinimanZombie

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"God damn it, SHUT UP! I want to listen to the professionals sing!" I shut the window, and invite Sigma back in, but only to dance and cater if he wishes. I then phone Xot. "Yo, We're throwing a mad party, because we totally fucked up the city. And we killed Iron man. And we probably poisoned the fuck out of that portion of the city we killed him in. It was a very powerful bomb. Want to join our party? I've programmed the corpses to dance!"
 
Saltarius

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"Dude. Dude, what if Xot's waiting for the pilot right now? And, and like then he gets the property damages bill for us, and he just FLIPS his shit. I want to see that. I wish I put that tracking camera on him earlier."
 
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I grab the license and tear it up. "Tough luck chuck! Now come on in and dance! I've got a great blender if you want to use it."
 
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