Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

X continues to roll around on the ground "Pretty Colours"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, good for Future You."

 

[MinimanZombie]

We arrive at my mansion, and I invite everyone inside. "So, looks like we fucked up this city. Who's in the mood for a party?"
This begins to play on cue. "This is going to be fucking great." I press a button, and all the corpses get up and start dancing. God I love robotics.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I drop some ecstasy and dance like a ************.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X OD's

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure." I say suspiciously.
I start stealing things when nobody is looking.

 

[Saltarius]

'Wait till Xot sees the property damage bill. He'll LOVE paying it. It's like I exist only to ruin his life."

I manage to drink just about every white, red, rose , and just about any kind of wine in the house.

"Guysh, lesh all go to Homeshtuk. We can...we can do it man..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

THIEF! THIEF! Starts to blast in the background.
"Triiiiiiillllby! Put it back! Plus Salt, you're not fit to go to Homestuck. Maybe later. WHEN WE'RE FUCKING KINGS OF THE UNIVERSE!" I then start drinking like a ************.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X wakes up in a bathtub full of ice in the Mansion

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I steal more things because I have a mace and I can stab people with a hug.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Aw hell naw Salt, we chill here on Gashog, besides, don't we got shit to do? Who is the new pilot anyway?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I press a button and Trilby is forced to dance. Unfortunately he has no control over his actions. I then put back the things he tried to steal. "We are gonsha has a GREAT Party! No soubt about ist!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Great, it's Nocton all over again." I sit in a corner and watch Samurai Jack.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X gets out of the bathtub and wanders into the party...

 

[Saltarius]

"I can f-fucking handle Homeshtuk jusht fine. I betcha...I betcha I'll filla goddamn bucket with Vriska in the first two hoursh."

I proceed to dance on top of tables and imagine women are looking at me, admiring my flawlessness.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at X. "THEY'RE MAKING ME DANCE!"
I glance at Salt. "Isn't Vriska... y'know, six?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt, I'm the designated driver of the G-Team. You enjoy yourself here, we'll go to Homestuck soon."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X "you let me die... KEEP DANCING"

X proceeds to dance beside trilby

OOC: I think someone from the old mallfight is joining... they posted in the old one

 

[Saltarius]

"You get high all the time man. If anybody, ish gonna be Dirk. Dirk's a...Dirk's my true friend. Ain't that right lil' bu-"

I collapse onto the floor from the table, Dirk covering my head like a safety blanket.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I sit next to Salt to make sure nothing horrifying happens to him. "The G-Team hey?"