Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

"you do see my leg right?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dodge, and lay the pizza on the kitchen counter. I store the ingredients away, and eat a slice.
"Delicious. Anyone want any?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. You do realise you can respawn?"
I turn to Zombie. "Sure."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Great. Anyway, dude, just amputate the fucking thing. Then, get like a pogostick as a replacement. Or something."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Couldn't we have gone to the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"This is going to rape my mind if it hits my brain, and I can't suicide my way out of it, or cut it off"

"GOD DAMN LIVING FUCKING METAL"

He throws trilby out of his room, closes and locks the door.

"FUUUUCK"

the welding starts again

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't want to hear that r-word in the mall again, that goes for everyone."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God. All he does is whine, whine, whine, ***** ***** moan. Lets bake him a cake to cheer him up."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Let's just bake him. As in, kill him and burn the corpse."

 

[Saltarius]

And Aradiasprite posesses the new body.

"So. How does it feel?"

The same

"Mm. God, my Nega's a douche."

Please d0 tell

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yo Salt, you're awake! Want a slice of Pizza?" I hold up the pepperoni pizza.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'll have pizza."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I know! Look at my sword! That is a scratch. Your Nega scratched my sword on your wife's body."
I take out FREEDOM! and point to a minuscule scratch.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: that is quite possibly the douchiest thing I have ever heard

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make Mall Vet medals for everyone.

 

[Saltarius]

W0w

"I mean really Tril. As for the pizza, sure."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Great. That's the final slice gone then! So, what do you all want to do?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It's not like it killed her, what with her already being dead and all. And she got a new body. One with shotguns and a space heater. Did your last body have them, Aradia?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I slap ryan again.
"Ignore the Ryanquisitor, guys. He attached some weird-ass space-robot metal to his body and now it's trying to eat him."
I sniff.
"Can I have some pizza?"

 

[Saltarius]

N0 because it didnt need any damn attachments

"Exactly. Quality over quantity Tril."