Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"If I know my Cowboy Bebop, which I definitely do, then that thing's going to drag us into an affectionate parody of Alien."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn where I was before.
"Did you believe me? Seriously?"
I start laughing.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh yum. I love that film." I start sealing off vents. I then put up turrets around the black slime hairball thing.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You evidently do not know your Cowboy Bebop. It's immune to literally every weapon." I pick it up and eat it.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait. So if we'd adopt a wriggler or something, that'd mean we'd need to get Gamzee and Vris-oh god."

N0t t0 menti0n where y0ud get a virgin mother grub

 

[RaNDM G]

what?

 

[Saltarius]

"Gamzee, don't tell me you don't know how grubs are made."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Let's not get into this discussion..." I start playing the film, Aliens, in the entertainment lounge.
"Come on, lets watch."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we could probably get the captcha code of a matriorb... and I think Gamzee and Vriska would be perfect for making psychotic murder-kids. Regular ones, not so much."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Let's. Not. Discuss. This." I beckon everyone over to the film.

 

[Saltarius]

"I prefer normal children."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh. Then I suppose you could go find some human women for you... like X. Or Sister."

 

[Saltarius]

"The day Sister willingly bears a child for me is the day Hell's heat stops working."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Just an example... there's got to be women around here! I mean, if there's a Mall of Negas, surely there's a Mall of women."

 

[RaNDM G]

A fist flies from the shadows and punches Trilby in the back of the head.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Ow. Hey Sister. I assume."

 

[Saltarius]

"Seriously, what the hell were you thinking when you said that?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You think I was thinking?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I hoped you were thinking."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I wasn't. I rarely do. Which is what my excuse will be if your lovely wife robosplodes and kills us all."