Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah sure...I lied about it being finished." I give a slice to Sigma.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why not both? Anyway, Salt, you have to sleep next to her. What would you rather sleep with; plain old cold metal, or metal with a heating system?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: lol wut sig? I'm in a room where the door is welded shut.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Won't the bed catch on fire?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to sing Drop it Like it's Hot.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Omnomnomnonmnommmnonmnonmnommoomomnomonmnonmnonmnonmnonm. Nomnom. Nom."
I start to dance as paddy sings.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, Salt, because I never considered thermal conduction." I say sarcastically. "The heater warms the metal up. Just like a warming pan. It heats the metal up, which heats the bed up."
I show Salt the wikipedia page.
"I'd make sure you're wearing well fitting clothes if you plan on sharing a bed. I take no responsibility for any burns on your person."

 

[Saltarius]

"Seems legit. Besides, I've already lost an eye and an arm. Burns can only make me look more badass."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. Nothing tougher than a guy with a burnt cock and no body hair."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hey Salt. How exactly is the 'intimacy' thang going to work? considering she metal"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, I'm a human and she's a ghost troll inhabiting a robotic body. I think I realized we couldn't reproduce a while ago."

We can ad0pt 0r s0mething i guess

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think the side effects are starting to kick in guys!" I tear off the gas mask and vomit out the window.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But could you imagine? I mean, if Karkat knew about this, he'd fucking snap. You okay Pad?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Unless you stick a fleshlight in there or something.."

 

[Saltarius]

"One, Karkat's dead. and two, Sig what the fuck."

Whats a fle-

"NOTHING."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why would they want another one?" I ask, carefully waiting for Salt's reaction.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, I know he is. I watched it. It was hypothetical."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh yeah I'm good. The drugs are catching up to me. That's all." I cough and a large glob of jet back matter hits the wall and sticks to it. "That's new."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Right...that's nice. Uh...who want's to clean it?" I look around for a mop/washcloth.

 

[Saltarius]

Spoiler: 0:52 to 1:15 is the only relevant bit.

PLACEHOLDER

I karate kick Tril's head off.

Im assuming its as bad as buckets

"Worse."