Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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Your barge thought the door.
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Loud static blares over the intercom. All the doors and windows are sealed. The lights are shut off. It appears you have fallen into a trap.
FINALLY, BACK INTO THE PRESENT...
I walk around, confused. Then, a wall opens.
"The fuck? Oh wait. Shit. What's that?" I see the judge.
"Oh. Good. I thought it was some-OH FUCK." The judge starts growing. He gets very large, and becomes a dark purple. He grows spikes out his back, his teeth become sharp, and he grows what appear to be poisonous claws. He can also breathe fire.
"This is bullshit." He fires a ball of flames towards us.
Me and Salt are flung backwards from the explosion. We stare at the giant judge guy thing. Shit, where did we fuck up? Fuck that, what the hell are we gonna do?
"Dude. This is fucked up."
I walk around, confused. Then, a wall opens.
"The fuck? Oh wait. Shit. What's that?" I see the judge.
"Oh. Good. I thought it was some-OH FUCK." The judge starts growing. He gets very large, and becomes a dark purple. He grows spikes out his back, his teeth become sharp, and he grows what appear to be poisonous claws. He can also breathe fire.
"This is bullshit." He fires a ball of flames towards us.
Me and Salt are flung backwards from the explosion. We stare at the giant judge guy thing. Shit, where did we fuck up? Fuck that, what the hell are we gonna do?
"Dude. This is fucked up."
I look around my cell, kick down the door, see a bunch of asian robin's, cut their heads off, climb out a window onto the roof and see skyscrapers... "uh, what?"
"Well. This seems like a boss fight. Shame Trilby decided to hang back. Paddy and Ryan, no clue where they are. Same for the others." I sigh, and release my claw swords, in preparation.
I begin walking towards the city, is hit by a car, steals the car that hit me, runs over hot dog vendor, wakes up in hospital, realizes is still in inquisitor uniform, finds weapons in broom closet, breaks out of hospital, steals black SUV, drives towards tallest tower
"Fine, be that way."
I punch the guard in the face and walk down the hall.
"So, what did you do?" I ask Salt and Zombie.
I punch the guard in the face and walk down the hall.
"So, what did you do?" I ask Salt and Zombie.
"Wait a second. I'm a magician. Hold me close Knife!" I grab Knife with one arm and with the other produce a cloud of smoke. We appear next to Zombie and Salt. "Well I certainly wasn't expecting this level of bullshit."
"CAN YOU NOT SEE THE GIANT FUCKING JUDGE THING!?" I look at the *cough*BOSS FIGHT*cough* judge thing of death and-*COUGH*BOSS FIGHT!*COUGH*-wonder what to do.
I take an elevator to the top and see a walkie talkie, I pick it up and say
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"hello, anyone there?""A judge eh? Follow my lead."
I walk over to the judge.
"Mr Crane pleads guilty on all charges."
I walk over to the judge.
"Mr Crane pleads guilty on all charges."
I hear nothing so I parachute down, collide with a helicopter, hijack it, crash it, walk away, head to a police station, get in a standoff, show them my badge, take a cop car, drive down to a dunkin' donuts, steal all the donuts, drive away, hit a hotdog vendor, wake up in the hospital, get all my gear back, break out of the hospital, steal a taxi, drive towards the tallest tower, take an elevator to the top, see a walkie talkie, pick it up and say
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"hello, anyone there?"
There is a rumble, and a distant explosion, as if someone had woken to find themselves at the controls of a bullet train and had no idea how to drive it. Also, they seem to be in space.
I crash a bullet train through the walls at approximatly 3,000,000,000,000.45 MpH. The edges of the tunnel it leaves are set on fire. I manage to jump out, and stagger towards the others as the train carrys on to wherever it was going.
I crash a bullet train through the walls at approximatly 3,000,000,000,000.45 MpH. The edges of the tunnel it leaves are set on fire. I manage to jump out, and stagger towards the others as the train carrys on to wherever it was going.
The judge bats Trilby away. [Looks like I'm doing this. I'm sure Ran wouldn't mind.]
EVIL JUDGE: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
MALL FIGHTERS: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
FIGHT!
EVIL JUDGE: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
MALL FIGHTERS: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
FIGHT!
Before the fight began
I hear nothing so I parachute down, collide with a helicopter, hijack it, crash it into the prison, get in a standoff, show them my badge, hear theres a trial on, gets curious, heads to the court room, and sees the bullshit going on...
When the boss fight started
I facepalm
I hear nothing so I parachute down, collide with a helicopter, hijack it, crash it into the prison, get in a standoff, show them my badge, hear theres a trial on, gets curious, heads to the court room, and sees the bullshit going on...
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"Really, you guys, they're executing you guys?"I facepalm