Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"The American Justice system is so much better!"

I stab the judge in his big stupid face with The American Way.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I get up and hit the judge with a blast from the Eyes of Freedom.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I whistle, and the bullet train returns, smashing into the Judges haed at the lower speed of 400 MpH.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I sit down on a stool and eat popcorn

 

[MinimanZombie]

"The American Justice system is so much better!"

I stab the judge in his big stupid face with The American Way.

You manage to deal a small amount of damage to the beast. -2

I get up and hit the judge with a blast from the Eyes of Freedom.

The shot does little damage the beast, except for burn it a little. -3, BURN

I whistle, and the bullet train returns, smashing into the Judges haed at the lower speed of 400 MpH.

As the train hits him, it pushes him onto the floor, but doesn't do much to the beast in terms of damage. -2

Because of the train, the beast spends a turn getting back up.
EVIL JUDGE: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
MALL FIGHTERS: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Saltarius]

I throw the book at the judge.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I toss an inactive meltabomb to trilby while whistling

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I catch the bomb and activate it, then toss it in the general direction of the judge and take cover behind Salt.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I open my Inventory and copy my blender, creating a doppleblender.
I combine the doppleblender with the mystical sword.
DOPPLEBLENDER+MYSTICAL SWORD= [color="{FF6600}"]The Sunblender[/color]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I drop a bannana into [color="{FF6600}"]The Sunblender[/color]
And shoot a thousand exploding bannanas at the Judge,

 

[MinimanZombie]

I throw the book at the judge.

It bounces off him harmlessly. Silly boy. It doesn't work both ways!-1

I catch the bomb and activate it, then toss it in the general direction of the judge and take cover behind Salt.

The bomb goes off, damaging the judge a fair bit.-6

I drop a bannana into [color="{FF6600}"]The Sunblender[/color]
And shoot a thousand exploding bannanas at the Judge,

The bananas hit the judge, and annoy him. -3

The judge fires a large blast of fire towards the group, dealing a fair bit of damage. -8
EVIL JUDGE: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
MALL FIGHTERS: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[No wait, never mind.]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I pull out my revolver and begin firing at the judge.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I Stick my blender on te judges head and blend him.
(night)

 

[Saltarius]

I throw my magazine full of grey ladies whom I've crudely drawn as Aradia, as well as a salt shaker.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: Is salt running it now that zombs out?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I jump onto the judge's head, put the sendificator on it and try to send the head to Aradia.

 

[Knife-28]

I do what I do best in these situations, and start chucking grenades at the judge.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: insert jeopardy music

 

[RaNDM G]

The judge is unamused by your petty attacks. Courtroom shenanigans are serious business, and he has no time to waste fighting mere mortal men.

He lays down the law.

The rabble are quickly crushed under the book's sheer weight.

 

[Zepherus14]

A single man walks through the front door of the court room. *munch munch munch swallow*

"I have an objection!!!" Zeph shouts as he points his half eaten 'Turkey Bacon Club' sandwich at the judge.