Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

The judge raises his gavel.

Spoiler: @Zeph:

At this point, I'm assuming some miniature eldritch abomination. Which is still pretty damn big.

 

[Zepherus14]

Zeph looks as the judge raises its gavel. 'And me without popcorn...'

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

[i]"Killl me or set meeee freeeeee"[/i]

I dropped a bag of popcorn when I tossed Trilby the bomb

 

[Saltarius]

"Do you hear me? Once I get ou-wait. What was on the papers that I didn't sign?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: how was something that is unsatiable, roused?

 

[RaNDM G]

A stack of papers lands next to you. You think you can just... Reach over and...

There. That was easy enough.

Spoiler: Now let's see what this bad boy says.

[HEADING=2]Grant for a New Bridge To and Over Parkway Avenue[/HEADING]

... This is complete bullshit.

 

[Saltarius]

"Pfft, whatever. I'll sign this. Let's just hope my plans for renovation don't lead to a secret society based on owls trying to hunt me down, before they're murdered by a traitor who turns out to be my long lost brother. Because I read that in a Batman comic."

I bite my thumb and sign my name in blood on the dotted line.

"Your Honor, what is my current marital status?"

Spoiler: Captcha

Win hands down.
Fuck you captcha.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: captcha rules

 

[RaNDM G]

The judge does not need to answer that. Everyone knows you already married to the city.

Or at least you were. You are still on trial for your crime. Your current predicament certainly puts a wrench in the relationship.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Right. Let's cut to the chase. How long are we talking for a guilty verdict? Community service? Jail time?"

Meanwhile, I fidget with my hands, getting a grip for my revolver. I've got one shot left.

Now I know I have to set things right. No one fucks up my marriage.

"By any chance Your Honor, is the name Aradia Megido familiar?"

 

[RaNDM G]

The judge issues his final sentence.

For insulting an officer, 50 hours of community service.

The court is adjourned. You are free to go, provided you live up to your new obligations to the state.

 

[Saltarius]

I exit the courthouse, a scrap of the magazine in my hand.

"Damn. No dice on Aradia and now I've got fuckin' community service to do."

I decide to ask around about Aradia before they pull me away for CS.

 

[RaNDM G]

This is your world. Explore how you see fit.

Spoiler: OOC

And with that, I'm off. See you guys tomorrow.

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: Where exactly are we at the moment. still in the mall?

I grab a nor-orb and smash it. everything turns a shade of sepia-grey.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wake up. Assuming the judge knocked me unconscious with the first explosion, I see a new guy.
"Er...hi? You look... relatively friendly." I walk over to Salt.
"What did I miss, and who's the new guy? And what the fuck happened to the judge?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Good work Salt. I've always thought we needed a new bridge in this city I've never seen before today."

 

[Zepherus14]

"I wouldn't exactly say 'new', I was here basically at the get go, but then I got bored, went home, got a sandwich, and then came back. The names Zepherus. Looks like we can use actual weapons now." Zeph looked over to Mini. "As I recall you tried to kill me with a poison machete..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Something is very strange here. Very strange indeed. I think I ought to get that community service out of the way first, so as not to hinder the investigation."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I point at Zeph.
"I remember you! You were that guy who was in my car. Then everything went black and I woke up on Gashog or whatever it was called."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh yeah! I killed you once and welded your skull on my van's bumper. What? It's true."