Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Zepherus14]

I fall to the ground. "AH!! WHY DON'T I LEARN!? THE PAIN!!" I roll around on the floor for a bit, because I fell over the pie flew over my head and hit Trilby instead.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah...instinct." I stand there awkwardly.
"I've got a sword. Which is actually a demon." I hold up Ravens Razor.
"Want to duel?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I use the Eyes of FREEDOM to remove the pie.
And accidentally castrate Zeph.
If only my vision was unimpaired...

His crotch also has a small Scottish flag burned into it.

 

[Saltarius]

"Excuse me, kind local, have you perchance heard the name Aradia Megido before?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The merchant turns towards the strange man.
"ME NO KNOW. WHO YOU. WHY HERE. YOU BUY THINGS." He points at his table, laid out with strange, pointless items.
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I walk around, and find Salt.
"Sup dude?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I see. Good day, citizen."

"I'm trying to find Aradia. She's the key. Or maybe Xot is. But I've got priorities."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The small man seems to get annoyed.
"NO. YOU BUY."
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"This guy seems angry."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to the small man.
"What are you selling?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"THING. I SELL STUFF. LOOK. LOOK." The man points to the table filled with useless junk.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I vomit frogs all over the table.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Is there much profit in this?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Ever so sorry my kind sir, but I have nothing of monetary value to purchase your wares with."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The man is getting incredibly angered now.
"NO. BUY. BUY BUY BUY BUY. NOW. BUY NOW. MUST BUY. NO MONEY. BUY." He shoves the wares into your face.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Excuse me, I must be on my way to my offices."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The man leaps over his table, with a small toy. He grabs you by your throat, and shoves the toy into your hand. He then walks back around the table, and hands a gift to the others. Or, sells them to you. He then sits down, and falls asleep.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stab the guy in the face with a sgian dubh and start manning the stall.
"I do love a hostile takeover..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, as the leader of the known universe, I decree that community service is no longer a proper sentence, and that I am free to go. Also, the Mall must set a course for Alternia."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Good plan Salt."
I look at the table.
"Buy my stuff."

 

[Saltarius]

I slice the table in half and walk away.

"Your stuff sucks."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a small stuffed bear at Salt.