Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

The clerk sees through your ruse. You are promptly incarcerated.

We can't just let anyone see their life's story now, can we?

There are no cases available for Sleuth's at the moment. However, one of the Dicks in the precinct is looking into a double homicide on the East Quarter. Would you care to join him?

[HEADING=3]East Quarter, 12:34 AM.[/HEADING]

Sister arrives, unarmed.

[color=lightblue]"Hello Salt. I have to admit, getting a call from you at county was a bright way to kick off my day. What can I do you for?"[/color]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue setting up my new resistance by putting up fliers advertising the sale of a good condition, hardly-used sofa-bed with a phone number attached.
General Corpsey, Inspector Berrybreath, Doctor Honeytongue and I wait around the phone for responses.

 

[RaNDM G]

You stare at the phone for what feels like several hours. It rings.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I answer the phone.
"Hello. Are you calling about the sofa-bed?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash a 747 next to Salt, barely missing him.
I stumble out of the cockpit, drinking a smoothie.
"So. Anyone mind tellingme what I missed for the past.."
I check my watch.
"...Day or so? Also, whats Problem Salt?"

 

[RaNDM G]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Great. Come to a secluded spot in the treeline of the park while wearing a red sweater." I reply. "Alone. Got that?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take out my mobile and hack trilbys phone line.
"Dont do it, he's planning to steal your jumper!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You have discovered my evil plan. Mua. Ha. Ha." I say in a deadpan voice.
"Sigma, Random Guy... just show up in red sweaters, okay."

 

[Knife-28]

I get a feeling that I'm going to be here a while, so I decide to buy a small apartment in the city center. While on the prowl for some furniture, I spy a flyer for a good condition, hardly-used sofa-bed, and decide to ring up the number with my mobile.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"One second."
I answer the other line.
"Calling about the sofa-bed?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh, hi Tril, and yea, about the sofa-bed just one question, what colour is it?" I ask.

Spoiler: Capatcha

Guitar player....ok then, I play guitar now then.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... not sure what specific colour. Don't want to misrepresent it because I don't know the difference between apple and mist green. Or whatever colour it is. So just come to the park in a red sweater and meet up with Sig and some random guy."

 

[Knife-28]

'A red sweater, What the fuck's that about?" I querry, "Also, why the park?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Just so y'all stand out. It's just a meeting point so I can bring you to where the sofa-bed is..."

 

[Knife-28]

"Why not just meet AT the place the sofa-bed's at?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because... huh. That might work better. But screw it. I'm already on my way to the park. I'm go- thr- tunnel- los- connec-"
I make interference sounds with my mouth and hang up.
"General! Hold the fort." I say as I climb into a van. "Inspector, you man the phone."

 

[Knife-28]

"I don't even have a freaking red sweater..." I mutter, stuffing my mobile back in my pocket and walking toward the park.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drive the van at Knife and hit him at the right speed to not kill him, then open the passenger-side door.
"Get in."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ow, what the hell man?" I say to Trilby, getting in the van.