Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I decide to go shopping to find another sofa-bed, coming across a van being towed from the front of a store in the proccess. I ask a nearby police officer if they've caught the man responsible, and he says no, though they're conduction a search of much of the surrounding area as we speak. He assures me that they'll catch this criminal, and tells me to go on my way.
Suddenly, several police and SWAT vehicles burst through the treeline of the park, and park in a loose circle around Sigma and Trilby. "Attention criminals, put down your weapons and put your hands in the air, or we will be forced to subdue you via force." An office says over a megaphone at the two mall fighters as more cops approach them with strange looking weapons drawn.
I exit from the shopping mall. In one bag, a hell of a lot of bullets for various guns, and energy packs and stuff. In another, are a few books. One of them being the Anarchists Cookbook. I also rent out a cheap apartment, and use it to store my items. Of course, I reinforce the fuck out of it, and make it into more of a miniature fort. Step 2 and 3 done then. Onto Step 4. Acquire helpers. I call up Trilby, Sigma, and Paddy.
"Yo guys. I'm looking for some...friends to help me out a bit. Meet me at..." I look out the window, at the street sign. Wow. Am I really...Holy shit I am.
"Oh fuck, I'm literally at, 123 Fakestreet. Anyway, I'll be here for a while, but try to come by soon."
"Yo guys. I'm looking for some...friends to help me out a bit. Meet me at..." I look out the window, at the street sign. Wow. Am I really...Holy shit I am.
"Oh fuck, I'm literally at, 123 Fakestreet. Anyway, I'll be here for a while, but try to come by soon."
"Sigma, you haven't done anything wrong, right? I'd say this is a pretty good reason to remove the current obviously-corrupt government from power."
I distract the cops by raising my kilt, draw FREEDOM! and start hacking away at them.
I distract the cops by raising my kilt, draw FREEDOM! and start hacking away at them.
"BLENDIN TIME BITCHES"
Is form a sword made of smoothie and leap into the fray, blender in hand.
Is form a sword made of smoothie and leap into the fray, blender in hand.
"Death to any kind of -ocracy!" I scream before running into 123 Fakestreet and turning a whole room into a walk in bong.
I turn on the fan, and open the window.
"Please don't do that again. Anyway, Paddy. You've got an infinite amount of drugs right? In that case, I need you to go somewhere, where not a lot of illegal crap happens. Try to sell drugs, and start a huge diversion by eventually getting into a large gunfight with the cops. Cover yourself and shit, so they don't recognize you. They've got a bunch of ways to deal with magic users. It ain't pretty." I throw a handgun and an assault rifle to Paddy.
"Get some people to help you if you want. Now where are Sig and Tril?"
"Please don't do that again. Anyway, Paddy. You've got an infinite amount of drugs right? In that case, I need you to go somewhere, where not a lot of illegal crap happens. Try to sell drugs, and start a huge diversion by eventually getting into a large gunfight with the cops. Cover yourself and shit, so they don't recognize you. They've got a bunch of ways to deal with magic users. It ain't pretty." I throw a handgun and an assault rifle to Paddy.
"Get some people to help you if you want. Now where are Sig and Tril?"
I slick back my hair with shoe polish, also turning it black. Donning a pair of sunglasses I give Zombie the thumbs up and leap out the window with a megaphone. "Get your drugs right here, I got every kind from class A to class C and then some!"
I walk into the house with blood dripping from FREEDOM! and a large piece of fresh-cut meat in my hand.
"What do you want, Zombie?"
"What do you want, Zombie?"
"You. Great. Alright dude, I need you to make a diversion, involving the so called resistance. Basically, organize a group of fighters, steal a SWAT truck or something, dress them up like members of the police force, and initiate a gunfight with the resistance. Start out with a gun. As much as you love your sword, it will give you away. Have fun."
"What? Nothing. Totally nothing. Dude, chill, I SAID CHILL! CALM THE FUCK DOWN DUDE!" I sigh.
"Calm? Good. Dude, just get out of there. Like, now. Say there's been a court session pulled together or something. Just, get out. I've got a bad feeling about the situation you're in."
I end the call, and turn to one of the many books I bought. The Anarchists Cookbook. I begin to follow it's instructions, on how to make several different types of bombs. Step, motherfucking, 5.
"Calm? Good. Dude, just get out of there. Like, now. Say there's been a court session pulled together or something. Just, get out. I've got a bad feeling about the situation you're in."
I end the call, and turn to one of the many books I bought. The Anarchists Cookbook. I begin to follow it's instructions, on how to make several different types of bombs. Step, motherfucking, 5.
I walk back to the park and put on a police uniform, then get into the SWAT truck.
"I should really write a thank-you note to whoever called the cops..."
I start driving to resistance territory.
"I should really write a thank-you note to whoever called the cops..."
I start driving to resistance territory.