Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh for fucks sake Salt. Okay fine." I open up a call with Trilby.
"Trilby, I need you to pull over, and just, get a happy meal from McDonalds or something."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine."
I get out and walk into McDonalds.
"Yeah, can I get a happy meal. And... Zombie, do you or Salt want anything?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah sure, can I have...all the chicken nuggets. Like, just put them in a big bag, and hand them over the counter? Could you ask Tril? And Salt, want anything?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'll have a big mac." I'm grinning from ear to ear, having ditched the shades and returned my hair to its natural state.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"O... okay? Can I get all the chicken nuggets? All of them. Every single one you have. In a big bag. And a Big Mac."
I load the food into the SWAT van and drive off without paying.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait...the van's still...GET DOWN!"

I grab Sister and dive out of the way of the incoming van as it crashes through the wall.

"Oh, uh..s-sorry. Now then, what the hell are you guys doing?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay, fuck this. TRIL, OPEN FIRE! SALT GET OUT OF THERE!" I continue working on the bombs.

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU DUMBASS!"

I take Sister by the hand and lead her out of the errant gunfire. Seriously, what the hell were they thinking?

"Ohgodohgodohgod"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start shooting at the resistance members, then drive after Salt and Sister.
"FUCKING RIOT VAN BITCHES!"
I take aim at Sister's head.
"SHE KILLED YOUR ALTERNATE TIMELINE TROLL-WIFE, SALT! WHY ARE YOU HELPING HER!?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up on top of Sister's head.
"Guys...who are we shooting at again?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I accidentally shoot Sigma in the leg.
"Sister, Sig. We're shooting Sister."

 

[Saltarius]

"TRILBY, IT'S A RUMOR! CALM DOWN! WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS!"

I take stand between Sister and Trilby's line of fire.

"Stand down."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look around.
"Oh shit...Guys what the fuck is happening?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I finish all of the explosives, and begin Step 6. Now, with all the diversions, I walk around the city, planting explosives secretly. I eventually get to the park, and set up my holoputer to broadcast me around the mall universe thing. Start broadast.
"CITIZENS OF THE MALL! I greet you today. You are no doubt troubled by the fighting happening. Well, I give to you a solution. I have a plan, and I'm currently on step 7. Everyone likes fireworks right?" I grin madly, and hold a phone in my hand.
"Oh dear, one second. I must make a call." I press the dial button, and chaos breaks out fully. Explosions blind, deafen, injure, confuse, kill, and cause destruction around the city. My plan, has become public.

 

[Saltarius]

"Zomb! What are you doing!? I thought we were friends! I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"..."
"Who's side is Zombie on again? Or is he just being insane?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"OOOOOHHHHH DRAMARAMA!!!!!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"A rumour she SPECIFICALLY did it. But she's still to blame for the circumstances of the death."
I shoot Salt in the arms.
"Now, I want you to abjure leadership of the Mall or the death toll is going to be more than faceless mooks. Do you want someone else's Aradia to die because you won't give up?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Guys, seriously. Chill the fuck out."
The surrounding are turns into a councillors office. Salt, Zombie, Trilby, Paddy and Sister are all sitting opposite me across a desk.
"So, tell me when you four first started experiencing a, shall I say, lack of unit cohension?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't care if I die. As long as assholes like you don't come into power."

Despite my injured arms, I raise my revolver and fire into Tril's knee.