"YO ZOMBIE QUIT IGNORING ME OR IM NEVER MAKING A SMOOTHIE FOR YOU AGAIN!"
I make a smoothie and down it.
I make a smoothie and down it.
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Fucking hell Sig, gimme some warning next time." I pick up my phone and dial again. "Auxilio! Thank fuck, listen, I need a big favour from you. Real big." I turn the car around. "Hold up everyone, we'll get there soon."
After noticing a distinct lack of any unwanted visitors, I phone up...Tavros? Okay, fine. I introduce myself to him.
[color=a15000]"uH,,,oKAY, i GUESS i CAN HELP OUT, i GUESS i CAN GET THERE,,,uH SOON ENOUGH."[/color]
I call Feferi and introduce- you get the idea.
[color=77003c]"Well I'd be fine wit)( joining all of you fis)(es. It sounds glubbing excellent!"[/color]
I do the same with Eridan.
[color=6a006a]"Wwhat? Of course I'll help you! That sounds wwonderful! I mean, considerin Fef and Nep are there."[/color]
I survey the group. Tavros teaching the grub how to treat animals, Eridan...gives it a scarf, and Feferi? She feeds it I guess. Gives it tins of baby food and shit. In due time she'll teach it to swim.
[color=a15000]"uH,,,oKAY, i GUESS i CAN HELP OUT, i GUESS i CAN GET THERE,,,uH SOON ENOUGH."[/color]
I call Feferi and introduce- you get the idea.
[color=77003c]"Well I'd be fine wit)( joining all of you fis)(es. It sounds glubbing excellent!"[/color]
I do the same with Eridan.
[color=6a006a]"Wwhat? Of course I'll help you! That sounds wwonderful! I mean, considerin Fef and Nep are there."[/color]
I survey the group. Tavros teaching the grub how to treat animals, Eridan...gives it a scarf, and Feferi? She feeds it I guess. Gives it tins of baby food and shit. In due time she'll teach it to swim.
I leave about fifty messages on zombies phone, then hang up. With a fizzleing crack, my transporter malfunctions again, depositing me in...the cockpit of some sort of plane.
"Ahjshrgbzkrhjngz..Oh excellent! I've been taking lesso-"
The controls dissapear.
I raise my middle finger to the sky right before the plane crashes.
"Ahjshrgbzkrhjngz..Oh excellent! I've been taking lesso-"
The controls dissapear.
I raise my middle finger to the sky right before the plane crashes.
The car pulls up in front of a university. "Everybody out! Take everything you need with you, we're on foot from here." I lock the car and lead the others to the fourth floor, a tall woman is waiting for us. Every time she speaks she covers her mouth with the back of her hand. "Auxilio, thanks for this, I owe you big time." She smile at me, keeping her mouth closed. "It's nothing Arturito." I run my hand through my hair and reply. "It's Paddy now, and I need you to help us get somewhere."
I start handing out pictures of all the living trolls, except Terezi, and Zombie with orders to arrest them on sight, and to kill any who are with Zombie, but to not kill Zombie, and to kill Vriska on sight.
I then order the construction of an anti-Mall Fighter jail cell to hold Zombie without killing him or allowing him to commit suicide.
I then order the construction of an anti-Mall Fighter jail cell to hold Zombie without killing him or allowing him to commit suicide.
"Salt. He's nowhere conventional. Which is why I brought us to Auxilio. She'll get us there."
The plane smashes throough the roof of Zombies hideout, narrowly missing the Trolls. I stagger out, trip over Vriska and knock myself out on the floor.
I phone Gamzee.
[color=2b0057]"wHaT's Up ************? NeEd SoMe MoThErFuCkInG hElP?"[/color]
"Yes please."
[color=2b0057]"oKaY ************, I'lL bE rIgHt OvEr."[/color]
He soon arrives. Now for Equius.
[color=000056]D-->This is quite une%pected. I must ask, is any one type of high b100d with you?[/color]
"Yes. Gamzee Makara is here, along with Eridan, Vriska, and- you get the idea."
[color=000056]D-->Ah, perfect. I shall arrive shortly.[/color]
And so he does, and Gamzee teaches the grub about miracles. Equius, teaches it how to be STRONG. My plan, nearly done. The plane, does indeed land in the building, but Equius remedies it. He flings it out, and the place repairs itself. I remove Sigma from the premises.
[color=2b0057]"wHaT's Up ************? NeEd SoMe MoThErFuCkInG hElP?"[/color]
"Yes please."
[color=2b0057]"oKaY ************, I'lL bE rIgHt OvEr."[/color]
He soon arrives. Now for Equius.
[color=000056]D-->This is quite une%pected. I must ask, is any one type of high b100d with you?[/color]
"Yes. Gamzee Makara is here, along with Eridan, Vriska, and- you get the idea."
[color=000056]D-->Ah, perfect. I shall arrive shortly.[/color]
And so he does, and Gamzee teaches the grub about miracles. Equius, teaches it how to be STRONG. My plan, nearly done. The plane, does indeed land in the building, but Equius remedies it. He flings it out, and the place repairs itself. I remove Sigma from the premises.
"We don't need leads, Auxilio can take us straight to him." Auxilio takes my hand and leads me forwards, I gesture for Salt and Sister to follow me. We go down to the ground floor again and out into the streets, we enter areas of the city none of us recognise until she stops outside a large building and moves behind the group, observing. I turn to face the others. "We only use violence if absolutely necessary, OK?" I open the door and the trolls tun as one to look at me. "Hey." I hold up my hands to show I'm unarmed. "So where's Zombie?"
I drop behind Paddy, and knock him out. I fling him back through the door, and shut it, in Salts face. I press a button and the building moves. We're in the middle of an ocean now. Yay.
I sit up and rub my head. man that hurt.
The Trolls and Zombie are all crowded round some mini-troll/grub thing. Must be Salts spawn.
I get unsteadily to my feet. Staggering over to the sofa, I steal the remote from Vriska and put on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
I then proceed to teach the grub about smoothies and randomosity.
The Trolls and Zombie are all crowded round some mini-troll/grub thing. Must be Salts spawn.
I get unsteadily to my feet. Staggering over to the sofa, I steal the remote from Vriska and put on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
I then proceed to teach the grub about smoothies and randomosity.
I dodge Zombie's blow and throw him over my shoulder onto the ground. "I don't wanna hurt anyone."