Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Okay...okay. We're in the East Quarter, Resistance Territory. Tell them me and Sister sent for you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Alright. I hope you don't mind being driven round in a beaten up piece of shit." I drive my beaten up piece of shit to resistance territory and pick up Salt. "I've got something of yours." I hand him the sword Zombie threw into the lake.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright sweet. Just step inside. We've got alot to discuss."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm allowed to smoke in here right? It seems to be the one thing Belano could keep himself supplied with."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sure. Now then, I need you to look into this."

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"He doesn't need to do that. Gideon's at home."[/color]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's my job done then." I lie down on the floor and smoke.

 

[Saltarius]

"Just to make sure, this kid WAS me and Aradia's, right?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister facepalms.

[color=lightblue]"Yes."[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, well SORRY. I didn't know two different species could have a child that easily. Now, start over, where does this kid come in?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You need a lift to your place Salt?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Two parents in a spiteful relationship, both seeking custody over a child as well as control over Troll Enterprises. You both wanted each other dead. You happened to nail her first."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. And this new CEO...what about this so-called marriage between me and it's CEO?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"Totally superficial. Troll Enterprises has ties to the Resistance Party. This relationship was supposed to look like an act of good will."

"Needless to say, the people are pissed the two of you sold out."[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"...I'm not a good father, I presume."

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"You kept him alive so far. That ain't bad."[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"So...how was he even conceived? We're two different species."

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"Weird genetic shenanigans? I dunno. I'm not a biologist."[/color]

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filthy dirty mess

;_;

 

[Saltarius]

"So is he a troll? Human? Some horrible mixture?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well we could go and find out."