Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"It's Paddy now Nep." I tell her as she walks past. I sit at a table and scratch my chin. I haven't shaved for a while. "Too poor to shave? You did real well for yourself for yourself Belano." A cloaked figure in a long flowing scarf sits opposite me. "I don't do autographs for free."
[color=6A006A]"I wwasn't goin to ask for that. But you're obvviously a vvery intelligent man."[/color] He moves closer to me. [color=6A006A]"I like intelligence in a person."[/color] He moves even closer.
"I'm flattered but my current squeeze is behind a thin door over there, and incredibly prepared to cut off your balls if you so much as glance at me with interest of that variety." He moves away. I down all the drinks on the table.
[color=6A006A]"I wwasn't goin to ask for that. But you're obvviously a vvery intelligent man."[/color] He moves closer to me. [color=6A006A]"I like intelligence in a person."[/color] He moves even closer.
"I'm flattered but my current squeeze is behind a thin door over there, and incredibly prepared to cut off your balls if you so much as glance at me with interest of that variety." He moves away. I down all the drinks on the table.
I currently have about twenty phones taped to my face.
I get up, stretch my legs, and begin the Panda refing process. Pandas go in one end of the machine, Pure Pandanium comes out the other.
I get up, stretch my legs, and begin the Panda refing process. Pandas go in one end of the machine, Pure Pandanium comes out the other.
I go find a shop selling stage make-up and costumes.
I make a fucking awesome disguise and go undercover in the hipster bar.
I make a fucking awesome disguise and go undercover in the hipster bar.
I look at Paddy and start talking in a Norwegian accent.
"I do not know who this... Trilby is. But he sounds like a really awesome guy."
"I do not know who this... Trilby is. But he sounds like a really awesome guy."
"She's in the building I took you too. She can explain some of it. I'm just... following a lead."
"I have to go."
I stand up, punch a hipster in the face and walk out.
"That was incredibly satisfying..."
I fly back to the abandoned building and remove my disguise.
I stand up, punch a hipster in the face and walk out.
"That was incredibly satisfying..."
I fly back to the abandoned building and remove my disguise.
"Well...I guess I could do worse."
"Let me get this straight. I am now in a modern equivalent to an arranged marriage with Terezi Pyrope, my actual wife is killed by my hand, you are the leader of a front group for my underhand dealings, and my friends are all poor as shit detectives."
"Let me get this straight. I am now in a modern equivalent to an arranged marriage with Terezi Pyrope, my actual wife is killed by my hand, you are the leader of a front group for my underhand dealings, and my friends are all poor as shit detectives."