"Really? Damn... What's this universe's Vriska up to?"
I start flying to the TrollEnterprises head office.
I start flying to the TrollEnterprises head office.
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I take the pandas from Paddy, and after shoving them into the cupboard under the stairs, turn to Paddy.
"Test their sutibility for Shock Troops, then refine the others into PandaOre. Smoothie?"
"Test their sutibility for Shock Troops, then refine the others into PandaOre. Smoothie?"
I down the smoothie. "Zombie! Dammit dude the car's bad enough without being covered in your liquids! And I too would hit it."
"I know right? Damn, Dave and Karkat have it lucky. Anyway, I want to find this worlds Vriska to. Actually, all the trolls. I think I want to know about all the trolls."
"Hold up a sec guys I've got a call. It's Nepeta." I answer the phone. After a short conversation I turn back to Zombie. "Need anyone killed?"
"Wait, my patron is an assassin!? FUCK YEAH!" I swipe the phone of Paddy.
"Nep, meet me at the park at 2:00 PM today!" I kick down the door.
"See ya around Paddy!"
"Nep, meet me at the park at 2:00 PM today!" I kick down the door.
"See ya around Paddy!"
"Um, try not to flirt with her, she seems like the jealous type. Uh, thanks Sig, see you round." I ruffle Sig's hair and run out into the street, lighting a cigarette. My phone rings. My agent. "A reading? Fuck."
I call the TrollEnterprises office.
"Yes, can I set up a meeting with Ms. Pyrope? Great, thanks."
I kick the window to Terezi's office open and drift in.
I go back to calling Sig.
"Sigma, I really need to know what Vriska's doing."
"Yes, can I set up a meeting with Ms. Pyrope? Great, thanks."
I kick the window to Terezi's office open and drift in.
I go back to calling Sig.
"Sigma, I really need to know what Vriska's doing."
"Just. Just don't flirt, or act like you're romantically interested." I grin. "That cat's got claws." I pull up in front of a dingy bar full of pretentious hipsters.
"Hehehe...Nah, I wouldn't do that to Nepeta. She's my patron man. We'll end up being moirails or something."
"Maybe, whatever happens have fun. I gotta go pretend I'm someone else for money, catch you later." I hang up and run inside, pulling out the poetry book I stole from the library.
"On It."
I bring up Tracker and narrow the Species Search to Trolls and Tyranasours.
"Bloody fourth edition," I mutter.
The search completes, giving me a list of names.
"Vriska...Vriska...Vvvvvrrrriiiiisssskkkkkaaaaa..."
I find her, and down a smoothie in one, congratulating myself on my madSkillz.
"Trilby, I got her. She's running a dingy bar full of pretentious hipsters, and also the local crime Syndicate. Something about scorpions and that Terezi is a *****."
I bring up Tracker and narrow the Species Search to Trolls and Tyranasours.
"Bloody fourth edition," I mutter.
The search completes, giving me a list of names.
"Vriska...Vriska...Vvvvvrrrriiiiisssskkkkkaaaaa..."
I find her, and down a smoothie in one, congratulating myself on my madSkillz.
"Trilby, I got her. She's running a dingy bar full of pretentious hipsters, and also the local crime Syndicate. Something about scorpions and that Terezi is a *****."
I scramble up onto the stage. Vriska is stood there looking impatient. "Sorry I'm l8." I grin. She slaps me in the face and walks away. I open the book to the first page and begin to read aloud.
I find Nepeta, playing with a dead pigeon.
"Uh...Nep?"
:33<*ac notices the strange man, calling her by her name. she calmly walks over to him*
"Uh...cool! You're my patron!"
:33<well of course you are silly! have you forgot all of the last times we met up?
"Oh...well kind of. Lets go into that bar eh?" I lead her over to a strange bar, filled with pretentious hipsters, and a man reading poetry.
"Uh...Nep?"
:33<*ac notices the strange man, calling her by her name. she calmly walks over to him*
"Uh...cool! You're my patron!"
:33<well of course you are silly! have you forgot all of the last times we met up?
"Oh...well kind of. Lets go into that bar eh?" I lead her over to a strange bar, filled with pretentious hipsters, and a man reading poetry.
I stand up and scream loudly.
"SHIT"
I check Tracker, searching for the name of Paddys book.
"Oh..noooo....."
The title of the book read: [i/]100 Collected Vogon Poems[/i]
"STOPPADDYDONTREADTHAT!!"
"SHIT"
I check Tracker, searching for the name of Paddys book.
"Oh..noooo....."
The title of the book read: [i/]100 Collected Vogon Poems[/i]
"STOPPADDYDONTREADTHAT!!"
"Good."
I turn to Terezi.
"WH4T TH3 FUCK?"
"Yes... what the fuck indeed... I believe good old Vriska is involved in some serious shit. Murdering high-ranking politicians serious. It's just a theory at the moment, but I'm bringing you into protective custody before you end up dead."
"UH... OK4Y..."
I pick Terezi up and fly to the abandoned building I put Salt in.
"Welcome to Club Anti-Murder. We have various narcotics, ponies and Adventure Time."
I turn to Terezi.
"WH4T TH3 FUCK?"
"Yes... what the fuck indeed... I believe good old Vriska is involved in some serious shit. Murdering high-ranking politicians serious. It's just a theory at the moment, but I'm bringing you into protective custody before you end up dead."
"UH... OK4Y..."
I pick Terezi up and fly to the abandoned building I put Salt in.
"Welcome to Club Anti-Murder. We have various narcotics, ponies and Adventure Time."
I finish and walk backstage.
[color=005682]"Real smooth 8elano"[/color]
"I do my best. And I go by Paddy now. I won't go into why."
[color=005682]"Whatever. I suppose you want your pay."[/color]
"That would be much appreciated." She slams an envelope into my hands.
[color=005682]"Now get the fuck out of my office, I've got a meeting with people who matter."[/color] She punches me in the face and throws me out into the bar itself. I stroll over to Zombie and Nepeta. "Hey guys, fancy seeing you here."
[color=005682]"Real smooth 8elano"[/color]
"I do my best. And I go by Paddy now. I won't go into why."
[color=005682]"Whatever. I suppose you want your pay."[/color]
"That would be much appreciated." She slams an envelope into my hands.
[color=005682]"Now get the fuck out of my office, I've got a meeting with people who matter."[/color] She punches me in the face and throws me out into the bar itself. I stroll over to Zombie and Nepeta. "Hey guys, fancy seeing you here."
I go investigate 123 Fakestreet and take out the big-ass bag of chicken nuggets if forgot to give to Zombie.
"Well, he isn't going to eat them..."
I start eating them while investigating.
"Well, he isn't going to eat them..."
I start eating them while investigating.
"I know right? Also, you work here? And is that my wife?" I look behind Paddy to see Vriska, slamming a door shut.
:33<hello Belano! we're here fur our meeting with Furiska!
Nepeta leads me to Vriska's office. We walk in, to see Eridan arguing with Vriska.
[color=6A006A]"Wwhat do you mean I wwon't get paid? I wwas the star of the showw! Evverone thought I wwas great! Oh, hey Nep! Long time no see. Wwanna go, hang out?"[/color]
:33<ampurra! i told you i'm not interested!
[color=005682]"Oh gr8! Would you 8oth just shut up? Oh, hi Zom8ie! Long time no see honey!"[/color]
"Oh, hi Vriska! And, hey Eridan. Wait, dude where you going?" I watch Eridan storm out, angrily.
"What's his deal?"
[color=005682]"Oh, nothing. I just don't want to pay him for his piss poor performance."[/color]
:33<hello Belano! we're here fur our meeting with Furiska!
Nepeta leads me to Vriska's office. We walk in, to see Eridan arguing with Vriska.
[color=6A006A]"Wwhat do you mean I wwon't get paid? I wwas the star of the showw! Evverone thought I wwas great! Oh, hey Nep! Long time no see. Wwanna go, hang out?"[/color]
:33<ampurra! i told you i'm not interested!
[color=005682]"Oh gr8! Would you 8oth just shut up? Oh, hi Zom8ie! Long time no see honey!"[/color]
"Oh, hi Vriska! And, hey Eridan. Wait, dude where you going?" I watch Eridan storm out, angrily.
"What's his deal?"
[color=005682]"Oh, nothing. I just don't want to pay him for his piss poor performance."[/color]