Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Please, elaborate for me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, you get into office. For some reason, Zombie and Vriska use Vriska's powers to control you. This might be so it's easier to overthrow you, because you're so unpopular. Aradia found out and confronted them. They made you get Sister to kill her."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's like a manipulation double reacharound. Those bastards. Tell Vriska she's got 3 months to close up shop, because she's 'evading taxes'. Once she's in custody, we interrogate her."

 

[Saltarius]

"And Tril...do you really think we can make things right? I don't want to live in this mall. Not after..."

"And Sis, you said something about me wanting Aradia to stay out of my life. Mind elaborating? Also, what exactly is our relationship?"

 

[RaNDM G]

She sighs.

[color=lightblue]"Okay. You made me promise never to bring this up but here goes."[/color]

She pauses. Gathers the little bit of courage she has.

[color=lightblue]"You had a son."[/color]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

My jaw drops.
"Uh... the connection... bad? No... did... did Sis... she... you... son. WHAT!?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"Oh no. I broke poor little Tril's thinkpan."[/color]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... who's the mother?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"You're really terrible at this Sleuth stuff. Where's Ryan when you need him?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I ring Sister.
"He's at home, ill and being a whiny little *****"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So Vriska, how's life been?"

[color=005682]"Just perfect! I've got this shit hole to keep up with, and all the gr8 performers have left! Plus that 8astard Eridan keeps on insisting I pay him!!!!!!!!"[/color]

"Okay, okay, calm down!"

:33<yes Furiska, you should relax! you could start hurting people!

"Yeah, what Nep said. Alright, so I've totally got a plan, which involves recruiting all the trolls. It's gonna be great."

[color=005682]"What, you thought we forgot? Well come on, show us to your new........home."[/color]
I lead my patron and my wife back to the discreet location.

 

[Saltarius]

I do a spit-take with a glass of water I totally had.

"WHAT!? M-Me and Aradia!? Had a...oh god...what do you mean 'had'?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait... how can trolls and humans... unless... was it a human?"
I consider all the female humans we know. All both of them.
"Please tell me it was a troll."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I phone Zombie. "You're taking your time in that office dude. It's dawn now and i want to get back to my shitty flat."

 

[Saltarius]

I phone Paddy.

"DUDE HOLY SHIT ARADIA AND ME HAD A SON AND OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODIHADHERKILLEDWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Calm down dude. You want me to Detect him down?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygodwhatdididowhatdididowhatdidido"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well Salt when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much they dirty fuck so hard the condom breaks and then babby is formed."

 

[Saltarius]

"WEARETOENTIRELYDIFFERENTSPECIESPADDYTHAT'SIMPOSSIBLEOHMYGODWHEREISHEISHEOKAYIAMAGOODFATHERCHRISTCHRIST"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OK, I'm going to go to where you are. We're going to calm down. And then we're going to find your son, OK?"