Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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As me and my group walk towards my discreet location, we find an abandoned building, with crying coming from it. We walk inside, and find a pretty weird thing. It's a grey grub/baby thing, with one horn, curving upwards. Its tears of blood red. I pick it up, in it's blanket, out of the box, and carry it with us, to the discreet location. Confused, I name it Tom.
I notice Zombie and the Grubs icons overlappng and spew smoothie everywhere.
"Salt, Zombie's got your kid. Why the balls did you leave him in that warehouse?"
"Salt, Zombie's got your kid. Why the balls did you leave him in that warehouse?"
We arrive at the discreet location, where no GPS, Tracker, map, or anything else can find me. I set the infant on the sofa, leaving Nepeta to play Peek-A-Boo with it. I let Vriska watch some films, and make a call.
"...Uh hello, can I please speak to a...Sollux Captor?"
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[color=a1a100]"hello, 2ollux Captor here, how can ii help a22hole?"[/color]
"Hey dude, Zombie here. I'm enlisting you."
[color=a1a100]"you are? what if ii don't want two?"[/color]
"Well, Aradia married Salt, and he enlisted Sister to kill her. There's your reason."
[color=a1a100]"...fine. i will be there 2oon."[/color] Eventually, I welcome him into my humble abode. 3 out of the 12-wait no. 3 out of the 11 enlisted.
"...Uh hello, can I please speak to a...Sollux Captor?"
.............
[color=a1a100]"hello, 2ollux Captor here, how can ii help a22hole?"[/color]
"Hey dude, Zombie here. I'm enlisting you."
[color=a1a100]"you are? what if ii don't want two?"[/color]
"Well, Aradia married Salt, and he enlisted Sister to kill her. There's your reason."
[color=a1a100]"...fine. i will be there 2oon."[/color] Eventually, I welcome him into my humble abode. 3 out of the 12-wait no. 3 out of the 11 enlisted.
OOC: Guys I got an idea. could everyone find pictures of what you look like in the Mall? because at the moment im just imagining Pipboy dude, a dinosaur, Legion and a Big Sister whenever any of you do anything.
"Salt, get in the car. You too Sister. I'm gonna have to go back to my apartment unless one of you has a spare gun lying around. I might have to live up to my title."
I call someone else.
"...Hello, can I speak to a Kanaya Maryam?"
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[color=008141]"This Is Kanaya Speaking, May I Ask Who Is Speaking?"[/color]
"Uh, yes. This is Zombie. I am hoping to recruit you?"
[color=008141]"I Don't See Why Not. May I Ask What You're Recruiting For?"[/color]
"I shall explain when and if you agree to join. Shall you?"
[color=008141]"...Okay Then. I Shall Arrive Shortly."[/color]
Great. 4 down, 7 to go.
"...Hello, can I speak to a Kanaya Maryam?"
.........
[color=008141]"This Is Kanaya Speaking, May I Ask Who Is Speaking?"[/color]
"Uh, yes. This is Zombie. I am hoping to recruit you?"
[color=008141]"I Don't See Why Not. May I Ask What You're Recruiting For?"[/color]
"I shall explain when and if you agree to join. Shall you?"
[color=008141]"...Okay Then. I Shall Arrive Shortly."[/color]
Great. 4 down, 7 to go.
I check my watch. 9:30, and she's still not here.
I ring Zombie.
"Zombie, you seen Kanaya anywhere? She was meant to be here about three hours ago"
I ring Zombie.
"Zombie, you seen Kanaya anywhere? She was meant to be here about three hours ago"
I light a cigarette while steering with my elbows. My head is pressed against my shoulder, holding my phone in place. "Auxilio! Auxilio? Fuck, we're going in blind guys." I let my phone drop to the floor and reach into the glove compartment, pulling out a cigar box. I shove the lockpicks into my mouth, garbling "Just like old times." while pressing them into place with my tongue. I check the revolver is loaded before stuffing it into my jacket and putting boxes of bullets into my pockets. I push the butterfly knife under my watch strap and throw the box onto the floor. "You got five minutes to prepare."
My transporter malfunctions and I'm suddenly displaced from the restaurant into the front seat of Paddys car, along with my computer.
"Oh sup guys"
"Oh sup guys"
I look at my colleagues. All of them, chatting/arguing. Everyone kindly acknowledging the young one. What will Tom be like when he grows up? Cynical? Happy? Small? Tall? Skinny? Fat? Who knows...I activate another call.
"...Hello, can I speak to...Karkat Vantas?"
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[color=626262]"WHO THE HELL IS THIS?"[/color]
"This is Zombie. I'm interested in recruiting you."
[color=626262]"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU RECRUITING PEOPLE FOR? WAIT, THIS IS SOME STUPID SCAM, ISN'T IT? TEREZI? IS THIS YOU? OR THAT FUCKASS JOHN?"[/color]
"Woah, wait, no. I'm recruiting to do some awesome shit, and bring all the trolls back together or some shit."
After a long time, Karkat finally agrees and arrives. I prepare to call the others trolls, while Kanaya decides on the childs fashion, Nepeta teaches it how to live and survive and kill, Vriska teaches it how to manipulate, Sollux tells it how to hack, and Karkat tells it how he can't trust much in life. It's wonderful. My plan is working. I would look outside, but it's physically impossible. No one can find me, unless I wish to be found. Pretty sweet if I say so myself.
"...Hello, can I speak to...Karkat Vantas?"
.....
[color=626262]"WHO THE HELL IS THIS?"[/color]
"This is Zombie. I'm interested in recruiting you."
[color=626262]"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU RECRUITING PEOPLE FOR? WAIT, THIS IS SOME STUPID SCAM, ISN'T IT? TEREZI? IS THIS YOU? OR THAT FUCKASS JOHN?"[/color]
"Woah, wait, no. I'm recruiting to do some awesome shit, and bring all the trolls back together or some shit."
After a long time, Karkat finally agrees and arrives. I prepare to call the others trolls, while Kanaya decides on the childs fashion, Nepeta teaches it how to live and survive and kill, Vriska teaches it how to manipulate, Sollux tells it how to hack, and Karkat tells it how he can't trust much in life. It's wonderful. My plan is working. I would look outside, but it's physically impossible. No one can find me, unless I wish to be found. Pretty sweet if I say so myself.